Writing… Opinion?

Glass is spiky

Fuck this shit Imma eat a jar

I had a fist fight with an ostrich. It did not go well. I ended up in the hospital with one arm missing, and my brother walked into my hospital room, slapped me in the face, and gave me an ostrich egg with a bow tied around it.

One of the best things I’ve learned from being around cats is that most cats adopt their owner. Whether it be breaking into a home and refusing to leave (surprisingly common) or stalking their potential owner (also surprisingly common), cats don’t get adopted, they adopt you.

I feel like everyone has a phantom movie in a movie series. Like they know the movie exists and have watched it but can they tell you jackshit about it? No. For all I know “Despicable Me” could have been about bananas and family trauma and I wouldn’t have known no matter how many times I might’ve watched it.

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

Dnd Update! Again!

I have been abandoned, I live alone in the woods now, there’s no one but me, a sandwich, and the murderous farmer that my character couldn’t tell was actually just a regular scare crow.

I refuse to believe I am sick, I am just updating and I froze half way through the process.

Eugenics = Breeding Kink

Discuss

Writing tip!

THE SKY DOESNT HAVE TO BE BLUE! THE TREES DONT HAVE TO BE GREEN! YOUR ELVES DONT HAVE TO BE TREE LOVING IMMORTALS! Your world is yours to create! You can do anything you want, as long as you have a reason! Heck even magic counts as a reason!

Tip over! (Have fun writing)

I remember hearing the phrase “You went to the store for butter and apples, yet you came back with potatoes and cream but I can’t hear you complaining.” and honestly I feel that describes my experience with Tumblr.

I came on here for socializing and maybe some memes but I came out with more fears and cat pics.