A Masterpiece Of Literarure

Imagining my fucked up villain tower right there

Storm at Saturn's north pole

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI/CICLOPS/Kevin M. Gill

If I had a knuckle for every typo I make

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

*Caffeinated: +2 bonus to all stats, when the effect ends become lethargic giving all stats a -2 penalty and reducing your movement speed to half*

Macbeth as a play is very persuasive against regicide, through Macbeth being able to "sleep no more" after killing Duncan Shakespeare dissuades the audience from commiting regicide as if they do when they eepy they won't sleep no more and that's bad because the eepy sleep deep mmmd

Hags and bad luck wishes

SLAY a vampire.......

BUILD your empire.....

engage in COMBAT with others.....

learn DARK SECRETS.......

all at the GOCEY STORE

-1

i love poison omelette

I see you

Hey why does this launch pad lead directly into a giant vat of acid? Surely that can't be up to the health co- oh shit there's a penny on it

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AAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA *splash*