I’d Hate To Be In The Room Below The Marauders.

Im in a mood so im just gonna rant about jegulus

(tbh i think it’s cute and i like it as a background ship but I hate how it’s taking over the entire fandom)

Regulus denyed his crush on James, but James always flirts with him. I always see fanart with reg threatening to hex james and james just being like “i want to kiss him”

SOUND FAMILIAR? THIS LITERALLY WAS THE JILY DYNAMIC!?!?!?!

Fanon turn Reg from an awesome complex character into Lily in another font. The sarcastic, book loving personality. The younger sibling who just wants to be enough, but is never seen that way by their older sibling. The person who secretly loved James’s obnoxious flirting. The black cat girlfriend/boyfriend to the golden retriever boyfriend. Oh, and fanon always makes regulus very short- always around what would be lily’s height.

The only reason Jegulus is more popular than Jily, or ships like Dorlene and Nobleflower (Same dynamic as Jegulus) is because Reg is a guy, because of the fandom’s misogyny.

I swear, if the ship has Lily Evans in it, it will 100% be top tier.

Pandalily? Obsessed. Marylily? Always adorable. Jily? It’s special to me. And Dorlily, Lilylene, Regulily, and all the other ones? Literally always perfection.

Lily: You really shouldn't be using a straw. 

Marlene: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment. But this one’s paper!

Lily: Yeah okay, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

“I don’t read that much anymore”

(the gay wizards on ao3 side eye me)

Dorcas: Will you marry me?

Marlene: idk man that’s kinda gay

“you smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate” Um taylor, remus lupin has a name

yesss also the hand that feeds is AMAZING

i NEED a dorlene fanfiction full of feelings and emotions and love PLEASE and thank you

we do not make enough of the COMEDY it is that james is a fucking deer. like sirius being a dog and peter being a rat are obv tied to their characters but a deer is SO random. and i do not see it in fics enough. take the padfoot tropes and give them to prongs. students baffled because there was a deer walking around the dungeons? remus walking into the dorm and nearly shitting himself because there’s a deer sitting upright in james’ bed. whenever james is in a sticky situation he just goes deer mode and prances away

Sirius: Why doesn't Remus find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Peter: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Sirius: *bites lip*

Peter: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?