Latest Posts by elysium-enjoyer - Page 8

does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

😭😭😭😭

happy birthday to the only song

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

you need to have 3 drinks with you at all times:

drink one: water. this one's water. can't beat the og

drink two: fun drink. this is a drink with colors or perhaps bubbles in it.

drink three: substance drink. on weekdays this is usually a caffeine drink. for the agonies. on weekends it may be an alcohol drink instead. also for the agonies. sometimes you can combine fun drink and substance drink into one. not always though

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

when i came out as trans i had an old friend from my church days message me to congratulate me and ask me for my name and pronouns. and i was shocked tbh cause he was such a head-deep-up-the-church’s ass kind of guy so i was super wary.

and after digging a little deeper i found out that he was very supportive of transness, saying that trans men are men and trans women are women

BUT

he also believed in the church’s gender roles meaning that trans women had to marry men and be submissive wives and trans men had to marry women and be strong christian husbands.

which is like ????

the weirdest and most surreal form of trans inclusive misogyny i’ve ever seen.

I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.