I Do Math For One Minute And Get A Headache....

why is it that whenever someone asks me a question the first few moments are like

what

brain empty blank

...

OH

and then it finally catches up and I start babbling off but then I get too embarrassed because like Oh nO they must've noticed that I didn't respond the first few seconds and then I shut up and hope that they don't think im weird

white board cleaner tastes kinda sus ngl

>:( i am not some idiotic little moth that is incinerated by the fire it is lured into. i am a cockroach that thrives on the poison it is fed, and you should know that.

(and you cant arrest me for throwing a rock into my nieghbors yard!!!!)

also i know where U live beacsue i am not bound by the law like u are ehehhe (just kidding i swaer iswear im not gonan brek sinto ur hosue and sukc out ur eyeballs)

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

ok for the next few weeks this blog is mostly just going to be me crying and complaining about school

white board cleaner has made me crave lollipops

not before i do >:(((( gimme cookie. now. i will make buying/making cookies illegal so only i can eat them if its the last thing i do just to spite u >:D

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

I just got a little bitty sketchbook....and it actually has good paper....

assdndsjhnhsfbksjfr

!!!!!

h-hold hand,,,,,,

i do not (completely) hate america i simply hate the 20 or so finches that started ransacking my backyard. i was just trying to scare them away :((( but then i threw too hard and well. uh there goes the rock. also i threw one into the fence and i think the whole neighborhood heard.

anyway i have no cookies for you to steal you weasel-eyed wolf-raised fiend i ate the last one yesterday

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

sc-school......

I am sad

here comes the pressure and work!!!! choochoo

WEEEEeeeee.....