Feed-the-trash - Count Crackular

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

“Sun and moon but its not who you think it is” and then they tag bakudeku WHO?? WHICH ONE OF THEM?? And before u say “dekus the moon and bakugos the sun” THATS WHO I THOUGHT IT WAS

No cool ideas today so take some sub-par art of my favorite through the years ig-

Ignore my friend, Lily. She wanted to be included in the art so I sketched her on @lilymireles7

Tired: Loid would give damian the typical shovel talk when he and anya get together🙄

Wired: Loid would take one look at this kid, realise that his daughter has grown close to powerful collateral sure to attract TONS of enemy spies and assassins, subsequently putting Anya in danger

So what does he do? he offers Damian refuge by saying he's always welcome in the Forger household as an escape from his family's problems and power struggles between siblings.

ULTRA-wired: He and Yor take care of Damian and keep him safe whenever he's over, making Anya happy and letting Damian feel familial warmth for the first time in his life. His presence becomes so frequent that it isn't long before he's become part of the found family, and Loid would STILL be going on about how this is "aLL fOr tHe mIsSion, it's just to maintain peace i sWEAR-"

Also, he calls Loid 'pops' :')

Why are bald people always catching strays in these tumblr polls

Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.

Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.

stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever