Feed-the-trash - Count Crackular

"Re Blog" to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast

That’s impossible, the last guy would’ve had to die for him to be Pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Good news for American minorities: shooter was white

Have a guess

STEVE BUSCEMI WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR SANJI I AM SCREAMING

actual intense analysis of the situation aside, I love that Steven has only ever professed to truly hate two people in the entire universe. One of them is the dictatorial leader of a society of colonizers who is quite literally the root of all of steven and his gem family's problems and also personally traumatized him by physically ripping a vital organ out of his body. The other is a teenager who harassed him and his friend at a party.

Guess which one he still talks to.

My moots being my first notes r so cute <3 can always count on u guys

just reread whump au for the nth time now, and it suddenly occurred to me what in god's name would've happened if dipper just straight up kicked the bucket right after saying, "i love you."

i can't imagine bill's reaction would've been a good one. i'm getting chills just trying to picture it, honestly.

in fact, just the image of dipper dying in general, and seeing the aftermath of that from bill's pov, has my whole body breaking out into goosebumps.

awesome.

also, let's just assume that bill hasn't yet figured out the whole reincarnation thing in this scenario aha

(i just really like angst okay? lmao)

Oh man, Bill? Oh Bill. Bill.

He would be very, very upset.

Also this is a good opportunity for the ol' classic:

Tired: Loid would give damian the typical shovel talk when he and anya get together🙄

Wired: Loid would take one look at this kid, realise that his daughter has grown close to powerful collateral sure to attract TONS of enemy spies and assassins, subsequently putting Anya in danger

So what does he do? he offers Damian refuge by saying he's always welcome in the Forger household as an escape from his family's problems and power struggles between siblings.

ULTRA-wired: He and Yor take care of Damian and keep him safe whenever he's over, making Anya happy and letting Damian feel familial warmth for the first time in his life. His presence becomes so frequent that it isn't long before he's become part of the found family, and Loid would STILL be going on about how this is "aLL fOr tHe mIsSion, it's just to maintain peace i sWEAR-"

Also, he calls Loid 'pops' :')

i wonder how much healing that one xkcd comic did to the internet with saying “you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000″ when encountering a person who hasn’t been exposed to a popular or well known thing