I Bought The Fifteen Light Novel A While Ago (I Still Need To Finish Reading It Because Things Happened

I have decided to never go out again I was at my friend's house and I got lost trying to get there and then I was really awkward while trying to help set up her online classes and eventually she handed me my jacket because she had to get dressed to see a movie and I want to curl up in bed she was literally so nice though we were talking about atsushi and akutagawa mimicking each other in the like death things?? after we sorted out her computer

If/when I finally get around to buying cosplay I NEED to aquire a chuuya one not just because he's an awesome character (which, admittedly, is one of the reasons) but my farmer ahh has sheep and I fear it'd be quite the nice little thing to cosplay him and take a picture with my orphan lamb

Today I learnt I somehow haven't mentioned my own brother to somebody I've been friends with for over a year now oh my- I mean in my defense he's a lot older than me + lives far away so I haven't seen him in years, but, I just casually said "yeah I think my brother was in the military too" and she was stunned

Talking about fanfiction with my group chat and everytime they ask what my favourite fanfics for certain ships are I just have to deflect the conversation because my favourite fics just so happen to be written in october and they don't want to match my freak (the freaky little guys make me cry over them for 30+ chapters)

Wife's not working yk what that means

:( dinosaur time

Wife is crying because I told her I just want her to be happy with life regardless of whether that's married to me in the future, or if she marries a man and I must remain her friend for eternity as long as she's content. WHAT DO I DO???? I DONR WANT HER CRYING??? HELP???

I think I like women but also I like men but I don't really want engage in amorous congress with a lady but gentlemen have such frightening personalities?? I don't know can somebody please help me with this because I honestly want to hug this one girl I know and gently kiss her but also I like guys too but as I said I don't really want to freak women? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Arguing with bro and panicking because I'm losing (I effectively stopped all further confrontation by asking if they're anemic mid fight)

Wife is crying because I told her I just want her to be happy with life regardless of whether that's married to me in the future, or if she marries a man and I must remain her friend for eternity as long as she's content. WHAT DO I DO???? I DONR WANT HER CRYING??? HELP???

Sometimes when I go to tesco they'll have gin next to this one drink (I don't remember what kind) but it says diablo on it and I really want to get a picture because it's everyone's favourite siblings in a different universe/hj