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THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

My name is Langdon, and I represent The Cooperative.

The Lord taketh Dennis Zalewski but he giveth Rory Culkin amen

interview with the vampire (1994)

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When will your grandma ever?

“everyone keeps saying that i’m special, that i’m the only one who can bring about the end times, but nobody gave me a fucking instruction manual.”

I..i don’t have enough words to describe my emotions right now.

My problem with Dracula is that black people would never

talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”