The Family Groupchat When Tim Announced He Was Dating Bernard.

Alec: Like I said, we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Izzy: Your what?

Alec: My friends.

Simon: Is he saying "friends"?

Clary: I think he's being sarcastic.

Jace: No, no, no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Alec, all of your friends are in this room.

Alec: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.

Clary: That's so great. I can't wait to meet them.

Jace: Alec, you listened to me. I'm so proud of you.

Tim, having depression hair, minding his own business:

Alfred: Master Timothy, I do suggest that you get a hair cut. Your depression hair is not, as you children say, a slay.

I like the fact that Percy Jackson made me think of Chiron as one of those sweater vest wearing English teachers, but then Song of Achilles made think of him as a buff dude and now I think of him as the very rare buff sweater vest wearing English teacher.

No, see, because that was my thoughts exactly!!!

JayKyle AU where Kyle decides to go to university to get an art degree. He ends up meeting an obnoxious classic lit student in an art history class. That student? Jason Todd.

Cue obnoxious art kid vs. equally obnoxious classic lit kid. It would be academic rivals to lovers.

But in the background Kyle is still going around as Green Lantern taking care of whatever off missions the League needs help with since all the other Lanterns are off in space most of the time. And who does he meet? Red Hood. Kyle does not know that Red Hood and Jason are the same person— but now not only is he crushing on his nerdy bookworm study partner, but also the asshole that keeps shooting him with rubber bullets! And unknown to him, it’s the same guy!

This could take place in Gotham— obviously. Gotham has a university. But it would be so much funnier in my head if it takes place in UCLA.

I think it should take place in a SoCal university because that makes it so much funnier for some reason.

Lol that’s so funny!! I’ve been rewatching New Girl and I thought it was too perfect 😂😂😂

@jaybirdstab saw you post a meme, turns out I made a tiktok to it but with Steph last august lmaoooo

It’s out of sync but fuck it.

The fact that I thought this was a batfamily comic and I was like “who the fuck is Michael?” And ten I realized it was a fnaf comic and I was like “who the fuck is Jason?” Before I realized it’s an actor Au.

name slip ups happen [fnaf actor au]

Sometimes, when I’m upset, I read fanfics. Specifically from Fanfiction.Net because I can make myself laugh most of the time.

It’s very rare that I find a quality fic on FF.Net.

You know what’s cringe?

People who don’t know what bilingual people speak like. Cuz like I speak English and Spanish and you know “Spanglish” is super fun. (I mostly see this in fanfics).

But I never go: Yeah and I was at la playa, you know— sorry I speak Spanish and I mix up words! Silly silly me, no se hablar English!

It’s more like: Y estaba en la playa when my mom called me and she was yelling at me and I didn’t even know what I did! I was like ‘Mami, Que hice? Why are you yelling!?’ (More or less something I told my friend a couple of weeks ago)

Then theres the whole “character forgets a word because they’re thinking in Spanish!”

“No, no, the flecha! You know, the thingy that lights up! Like— ugh, what’s it called? Its like— its a flecha! I can’t think of the English word!” (Arrow, its a light up arrow)

Its so awkward to read those.

Idk but being bilingual isn’t just adding a random non-English word into a an English sentence.

Or like having characters just go: “you’re my hermano/hermana, man!”

Or (the very cringe) “come on foo!” // “ese!” // “vato!” // or literally any other word associated with cholos or Chicano gangs.

Like pet names I get. I understand those. I used to call my ex “mi amor” “corazón de melon” “Bebe” “lindó” “guapo” and nothing else in Spanish. Those are understandable cuz those are pet names.

Make Spanglish sound real! (hmu if you want someone to look over your Spanish, specifically)

Is it just me or is the girlification of Sirius Black getting to anyone else?

Hot take: Remus Lupin is a cat person, but cats aren’t too fond of him because of his lycanthropy.