Latest Posts by kitteyrenlover - Page 4

the two rpf powerhouses are fighting tag this shit hurt/comfort

Border collie

Things that are not fighting for dominance: tongues

Things that are fighting for dominance: Lestappen and Charlos, for the esteemed headcanon status in my brain

Worst part of baseballposting on tumblr is having your feed inundated with miraculous ladybug bc the posts are also tagged with #mlb

NO i do not want your show with established plot lines and carefully developed characters!! I want my 26 men in the same shirt who throw and whack balls!!! i want the plot to be the rpf narratives i foist onto them!!!!

Who knew the key to declining viewership wasn’t shit like the golden ab but instead the same thing that’s been happening behind closed doors for generations

i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself

OPENING DAY IS POPPING MY PERSONAL BUBBLE RN

I've started a collection I like to call "Substances were consumed"

Regularly updated

charlos always and forever

The cruelty of racist white men.

Absolute father in law behavior

What the...?! Nando?! Lawrence!?

This skipped from my socials after I woke up today.

Wait, did I wake up:

who isn’t honestly

really just been rotating him in my mind like a microwave lately

if yuki doesn’t get the red bull seat FOR HIS HOME RACE i will cry

@hal8001 is he jensonful or

why is he stood in such a jensonful way

i was about to start yapping abt structure but honestly yeah this is pretty true

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

all of you with the f1 bingo card, fill in 1/16 of the home race win box. you have my permission

browsing your own blog and seeing an ad and being like “what the shit did i post???” before realizing it’s an ad is the tumblr equivalent to hitting your ankle with a scooter

i cannot explain how much i love that this phenomenon exists throughout the animal kingdom

if brett baty isn’t the starting second baseman this year i will cry. yes he has an unholy ops in spring training but more importantly let the baty/alvarez plotline continue

i only care about Them

IIIIITS SENGA BUMP DAY!!!!!

Reblog if you write fan fiction

Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

*going undercover as a straight guy* Uh yeah my name is, um... Dick Love Lady

Summary of the Aus25 gp

Nobody tells you how much being a baseball fan spoils you. Like what do you MEAN there isn’t another 2.5 hour race today???

Hi. mixing two breeds together does not cancel out the individual breed's health and behavior risks

You now just have a dog at risk for both breeds' issues

The best way to avoid any health predispositions that you don't want is to look up the parent's tests in the OFA database (here/ofa.org)

You will need the dog's registered title from the breeder or the kennel name to search all their dogs. Look up the breeds required tests and if the parent's aren't sufficient in at least all of those then you probably want to look at a different breeder (unless they were tested and registered through a different organization, then look there for the necessary tests, but OFA will be the most common and accessible)

(DNA testing doesn't count when determining full health. While it can be helpful, it will not rule out any joint, heart, eye, and oral issues.)

And to get your desired temperament you need to look at what the lineage is skilled at and make sure that the breeder is doing temperament tests before placement

If a breeder is telling you that a mixed breed is healthier they are either lying to you to make money or they just straight up don't know how genetics work (in which case they really shouldn't be breeding)

Okay okay so this is actually interesting

On cats (and dogs too), as they get more white in their coat pattern, it kinda starts to creep up their body originating from their chest/underside. It’s not exact by any means, but whiting always starts from below :)

This happens for any other coat color as well, since patterns like merle and tabby generally affect only black (or black diluted to red). The final layer of “paint” on a cat or dog is white and masks all of the coloring below it.

(Based on a very meager knowledge of coat pattern/color genetics so please correct me if i’m wrong)

What people don’t know is that pitchers require both mental enrichment along with physical exercise. Too many managers complain about their pitchers chewing up the bullpen, grooming themselves neurotically, etc. when they don’t realize that their pitchers are just in need of mental stimulation.

watching an old baseball game and the broadcasters were like ‘pitchers like hitting. it’s fun’ and yeah. it’s good for their enrichment. so true

IM GONNA SOB I CANT GET OVER THIS.

THEY FIT IN THE GLOVE

(Pics from official Padres instagram) the puppies are so cute, i’m gonna cry for the fourth time today 😭

BREAKING NEWS: mets pitcher exits game after being struck by a comebacker right to the ass

They’re in love your honor