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today i came dangerously close to accidentally submitting this along with a lab
him and michael tonkin partners in pain
adam ottavino and the yankees kind of the greatest will they/won’t they love story of our time when you think about it
COMRADES LOCK THE HELL IN
Tumblr's Favourite Canadian: Round 1, Poll 3
Information below the cut.
Lance Stroll (b. October 29, 1998) is a Formula 1 driver originally from Montreal, Québec. He drives for Aston Martin alongside Fernando Alonso, and has gotten one pole position and three podiums.
Avril Lavigne (b. September 17, 1984) is a musician originally from Belleville, Ontario. She is a major figure in pop-punk music, and her 2002 album Let Go is the best-selling album by a Canadian artist of this century. She is best known for her songs "Girlfriend," "Sk8er Boi," and "Complicated."
no yoints no stroints i’m gonna go sit in a hole and think about Things
i was cheering RESPECTFULLY for the walkoff last night
i have so many blue jays mutuals how do i say this
i love you all and your team too. respectfully i hope the mets beat you
scientific analysis of lance’s eye line
right after lance called him handsome too LMAO nando rlly went “you want proof?”
oops lance posted the strollonso content on main
nothing knocks you down a few pegs like accidentally getting something on your hand and then touching your face by accident
like wdym i have to go clean toothpaste off my forehead? that is utter failure. i might as well starve. i am an inferior human and of no use to the species. fuckin minty fresh forehead ass bitch
what’s the bet line on pete alonso having a walkoff hbp for the THIRD season in a row
guys nando and lance are moots on tiktok
i just followed myself am i allowed to do that
if senga steamrolls them today it is real and good and will continue forever and ever
if senga gets tattooed today it is merely an elaborate april fool. he jingles miserably onto the mound for our amusement. clapclapclap good job
i know these men can afford properly sized scooters and the way they don’t buy them only makes me love them more
oh my god, he's managed to brainwash Lance into scooting....
BEDLINGTON TERRIER MENTION!!!
Did you know that their fur is cut like that because they were bred to go into burrows to hunt vermin and the fur on the head stops their prey from escaping over their head?
Also, their ears have the tufts so that if their prey were to bite on them, they would likely just get fur and not damage the actual ear. i love this especially b/c with most other terriers that issue was prevented with tiny and/or erect ears but bedlingtons went a different route :))))
also yes they look like airpods
hey man is it cool if i bring my pet airpod. no worries if not
i’m really tired today and this put tears in my eyes so thank you all
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
nobody’s ready to accept the truth (that the mets/yankees rivalry is very lestappenesque in that they are sworn enemies but also the yankees will NOT stand for the mets getting swept by the brewers for their opening series and will proceed to sweep the hell out of them in 2025)
just leaving this here
he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.
mark canha walked so francisco lindor could RUN
me waking up: today is so calm… ohh ahh so sleepy… maybe ill turn on the game… honk shmimimi… lazy couch bound baseball day…
baseball:
i’m in this picture and i don’t like it
sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever
as soon as i turn on the tv we make the last out of the 4 hr half inning and proceed to have the dumbest half inning of 2025. i’d like to formally apologize to everyone
WHAT is in the air at yankee stadium rn 💀
Strollonso moments 2
Thumbs up + inspectors
Swapping sunglasses is a totally normal thing to do
"Okey 😀"
whatever this was
Padel date
Nando saying Lance is better at padel
Neck kiss incident
Nando pullin Lance to his side
Possessive hand
DTS evil husbands
Henry connects the dots
Nando filming Lance
Looking a little bit in love
Nando calling Lance "mi compi"
Flirting on track
Nando using Lance's song on a story
Nando wearing Lance's hoodie
Hoodie part 2: Category 5 strollonso canon event
Husbands
In their own little bubble
Fernando admiring Lance
Lance squeezing Nando's ass
Lance's monotone flirting
Japan with kids
Potent imagery
Nando softlaunching his husband
Nando hardlaunching his husband (for context; it was a rough race for Lance last weekend and Fernando is publicly showing his support for him)
Them visiting the Aston Martin home team and looking absolutely in love
Cute clip from Miami
Alternate angle
Jealous bitches
Nando try to not talk about Lance for three seconds challenge: failed
Nando checking on how Lance is doing
Lance wanting to give Nando DRS
Posting each other on instagram can be something so special
Lance on how he fell in love with racing
Nando yet again gushing over his husband
Lance getting treated like a princess
Nando congratulating Lance on his home gp
Part 1 here ->
tim hill NEEDS to start a music career with other lefty sidearmers so he can call the band The Sidewinding Southpaws and release a hit single called “Chin Music” that becomes the yankees’ OMG
we are SO BACK
This tweet came to me in a dream
Everyone in the replies was like “we know you’re coping dude just admit it to yourself” 💀💀💀