Latest Posts by kitteyrenlover - Page 5

The one rogue lock of hair LMAO

05.04.23 | SEA vs OAK | "i think it was just something along the lines of, 'hey you need to fix your face, because you're cranky right now for no reason'" [x]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK🗣️🗣️🗣️

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

are you calling me old and/or a freaky possessive old man

Hi I’ll be thinking about this specific frame for hours…

Lance “trying” to hold back his husband’s silly antics as an excuse to cuddle him in front of everyone…Fernando GRIPPING Lance’s knee and bicep…Lance’s massive grin as he wraps around him…Nano’s tongue peaking out in concentration to kick, completely unbothered by their close contact…

THEY ARE SO IN LOVE WHAT IS IN THE AIR IN AUSTRALIA??

Hey bbg I think I’m a Latin compound word because I want to take (you on) a dative

@hal8001

I WAS TRANSLATING THE AENEID AND GOT TO NIMBŌ AND I WAS LIKE BRANDON IS THAT YOU???

This pennant design came to me in a dream and now i simply must own it

text posts part 2: yankees edition

cress again to @stop-that-train for the text used, i promise i’ll start finding my own now 😭

sorry for the crunchy photos LOL i am working on terrible wifi

Breaking Down My Fantasy F1 Teams

#1: The Charlos Reunion

This is the one where I actually tried. Which is probably sad. So I’ll swiftly move on to:

#2: Archive Of Our Own

The governing principle of this team is that even if your cars go at the speed of an overheating camel, if your drivers have been carefully chosen to maximize sexual tension, they’ll get their freak on so hard that they will take over the sport.

#3: On The Origin Of Drivers

The idea of this team is to use natural selection to weed out the bad drivers early. By putting the rookies (with the notable exception of l*am l*wson b/c he doesn’t deserve employment) in the fastest cars on the grid, the inferior drivers will crash before they can reproduce, meaning that only the fittest of rookies can survive and pass their genes on to the rest of the grid.

Some may doubt the ethics of this strategy, but consider this: If we simply put Lance Stroll in a car capable of going Mach Jesus at the beginning of his career, he would likely no longer be here to terrorize the rest of the grid. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

trying my hand at text posts

credit to @stop-that-train for the actual posts used (i sourced them from their f1 text posts)

this was so silly but such a missed opportunity to ask senga. like cmon now

what's better than this, 2/3rds of the mlb scared to death of ghosts and then kiké hernandez being like i have a ghost at home, she's my best friend, and i am dtf. ok king [mlb]

I WAS WATCHING THIS GAME AND MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS “THE CAKE ON THIS PITCHER” LMAOOOO

what in the hell

this is my goal now for the gym

the old married couple battery dynamic will be the death of me

thinking about the game of 9/29/24 again for no reason at all

logan: cal finally let me call my own pitches 😏 i did great cal: he had no idea what he was doing and kept pressing the wrong buttons 🙄 but he did great

if anyone’s ever wanted to fall in love with baseball using only reblogs:

i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

Padres fans, you better take good care of Candelita over there and here’s why:

I firmly believe Jose Iglesias was one of the guys to turn the ‘24 mets around. He’s criminally underrated (career .290 hitter like hello?) but that’s honestly the least of it. He just has so much personality in a sport that encourages players from a young age to shun personality and emotions and individualism and just play ball. And that spreads to the *whole team.* One of the reasons why the 2024 mets were so incredible and fun to watch was because the players were so much more than numbers. You’d watch Manaea on the mound and see a silly guy just throwing some baseballs and doing a damn good job of it. You’d watch a Lindor AB and see one of the most genuine, incredible, and stylish guys on the whole team RAKING. And you’d watch Iglesias hitting while singing OMG to yourself. At least, if you’re me. Point is, the 2024 mets were at their core a group of guys just having so much fun and not being afraid to show it, and Jose Iglesias led that movement. When a team appears like that to the *fans,* the team camaraderie is so incredible that they can’t help but start winning. He might not have had the most power or the best defense, but Jose Iglesias deserves to go down in Mets history as one of the greats.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

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this description of an image from harley MS 3244 made me laugh so hard i wheezed

if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat bro 💀🙏

he makes me so deeply uncomfortable and no ad report button lets me express that (and no amount of reporting has made it stop)

Wh-whats going on??????

2 INNINGS??? THEYRE FEEDING US

MY WELL MISSED BLORBO JUST THREW A DELIGHTFUL INNING

Someone give him a hug for giving up the single on the ghost fork though, that’s gotta be a bit of a confidence knock

only good boys get to wear the toga praetexta

we need to bring back togas for public jobs. no not those fuckass lawyer and judge togas I want to wear an actual roman toga to work. yes with the cunty purple stripe

harrison bader is the sun therefore pete needs the lil glasses

get you someone who looks at you like my sport dog looks at me while falling victim to the post trial eeps

HES SO SEEPY

(Please don’t bully his butt shaped head it hurts his feelings)

Iconic baseball moment of 2024 when the guardians announcer said the cubs pitcher wanted to kill himself after allowing a home run

TOMORROW IS SENGA BUMP DAY‼️‼️‼️

THIS IS NOT A DRILL🔨

IM SCREAMING LOOK AT THEM GO

The NY Mets (my favorite squadron) practice using their sense of touch ~

I love when teams do cute stuff like this ✨

"I love you bro. Say it back, say it back, say it back, say it back." [Nationals]

😂

X

I love the Mets for multiple reasons, some even baseball related!!

But also. Harrison Bader in a pink crop top loving on dogs.