Me: *looks At Genie Laws* Huh.... Okay Looks Like It's Allowed. Master: I'm A Lawyer Me: That Explains

This is me for real

The daughter in question: MURDER!!!! (she's having tea with dolls and is 15.... is she trying to poison one of them? Yes? No?)

“I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”

“Her training will protect her.”

“But you turned my daughter into a bloody assassin!”

What color flowers would you like at your memorial service???

birthay

People didn't like Phantom Pups????? I watched it only once but it was nice.

working with troubled youth has exposed me to depraved media beyond my comprehension

Feminism is supposed to be fighting for equal gender rights for those who have none, not hating men

"So we're not fighting as often right???? Cause my son really likes your kid and I'm not fucking that up"

you are a Villian who's a single parent of a son. Recently they started dating someone. When you arrived to their house, you notice how their parent is the hero you fight daily. Your son and date went outside for some alone time, leaving you and the hero some time to talk

Me: Immortal! Vampire: FELLOW VAMPIRE!!! Me: NO! I'M IMMORTAL!!!

You are a carpenter for a select community of vampires. You have been working with them for centuries, you just don’t know how to tell them you are not actually a vampire.

If this happens, shame the person who started it. And if you know the person who started it IRL.... yell at them like an angry Mexican mom.... they're scary...

Hey... That's a good deal. I'm bisexual, I love Hades from greek mythology cause he's the nicest person. I'd be happy to date/marry his daughter.

You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

Me: Rui sweetie, just go make some spider webs okay?

KNY Incorrect quotes#45 The Baby

Rui: Why does Y/n call you baby girl?*Looks at Kokushibo*

Kokushibo, blushing: We don't need to talk about this

Rui: And they call you their sugar baby?*Looks at Gyutaro*

Gyutaro, getting redder: K-kid please-

Rui*Looking at Muzan* And why do they call you puss-

Muzan, close to passing out: LET'S STOP TALKING PLEASE-

Rui:???

Rui gonna be curious about these funny nicknames...