Vilkas: Okay then, just take a few swings at me and let me see what you’re made of.
Dragonborn: *Wielding Volendrung* Okay… *swings it back to strike* Goodbye-
Vilkas: Wha-
*Meanwhile*
Aela: How do you think they’ll hold up to the test?
Farkas: I think they’ll do fine. I just wish the old man let me test them instead of-
*Terrified high pitched screaming*
Aela & Farkas: *both look up to see Vilkas flying through the air before landing on the roof of jorrvaskr, alive but definitely needing to change his armour*
Aela: …Still want to-
Farkas: Nope.
Warden : Malaad Surana (tag)
Class : Mage (Shapeshifter)
Pairings : F!Surana x Alistair (up to HLtA), F!Surana x Anders (after DAI)
Grew up in the Circle never knowing who her family was, quiet and timid and often prey to anxiety, she nonetheless became close to Conte Amell, Jowan, Anders and even Cullen.
Naturally tends to takes animal shapes in the Fade/in dreams, which usually keeps the attention of demons away, and is part of what makes her an excellent shapeshifter once Morrigan teaches her, even if her animal shapes tend to look uncanny if looked at close distance.
She frees Jowan during her incursion at the Redcliffe Castle; after Awakening they meet again and she offer him to stay as arcane advisor at Vigil’s Keep.
Alistair stays with the Wardens and Anora is made queen.
Alistair does the ritual with Morrigan.
Malaad distrusts and disapproves greatly of the Wardens’ organization and need for secrecy, and she starts to study the taint and the Blight as soon as the Archdemon is defeated, trying to dismantle the need for Wardens to the root.
Meets with Anders again in Awakening, to the happiness and relief of both. They nurture their friendship back, and with it the inklings of love.
The Architect is spared.
Surana leaves some time after Awakening to start her research, and it’s after that that Anders leaves for Kirkwall.
Amell, Anders and her will hopefully meet again in the future.
Although never stopping mourning Alistair, she may eventually romance Anders if he succeeds in separating from Justice or finds peace within himself.
Champion : Conte Amell (tag)
Class : Mage (Bloodmage)
Pairings : M!Amell x Merrill
Amell, already under suspicions after Jowan’s escape and his temper rising at Surana being sent away, is moved to the Kirkwall’s Circle after the events of Broken Circle, as he is deemed too dangerous for them to monitor after Uldred’s attack.
He strikes a deal with a rage demon for blood magic, who will haunt him for years.
Bethany dies in the prologue and Claire Hawke reaches Kirkwall with Carver.
Anders eventually asks for her help to free Amell, his old friend, from the Circle, and Claire accepts, also on the premise of them being related.
Conte is freed and hides with the Hawkes, laying low and training with Carver to be able to defend himself without magic if needed.
Claire dies during the Deep Road expedition, and Conte comes back to the surface to find Carver having joined the Templars.
He sides with the Mages and approves of Anders’ actions.
Keeps helping the Mage underground and rebellion after DA2 with Anders and Merrill.
Conte is Varric’s contact, despite not being a Hawke by blood he was there when Carver unlocked Corypheus’ prison, and his knowledge in blood magic helped clear much of what happened with Malcolm.
After talking to Alistair at Skyhold he almost considers joining him in finding Surana and travelling with her, but that plan dies once Alistair is left in the Fade and Conte has no clue on how to find her.
Inquisitor : Moghrana Lavellan (tag)
Class : Mage (Necromancer)
Pairings : F!Lavellan x Solas
Generally uncaring of the mages/templars situation, considers it human bullshit.
Has a complicated relationship with her Dalish upbringing, but was definitely pushed over the edge by Solas’ praises and belief she was more than her counterparts could ever be.
Allows him to remove her Vallaslin, but ends up regretting after the revelations of Trespasser.
Leaves Alistair in the Fade, Wardens are exiled.
Celene, Gaspard and Briala allied through blackmail.
Drinks from the Well of Sorrows.
Leliana is steeled and made Divine, the Inquisition is disbanded.
Wants to try and redeem Solas.
I just had this thought and i can't stop laughing.
A random loony approaches Vergil with a big, goofy grin.
The blue devil is ready to turn him into mince meat.
Random loony turns around and rips the stinkiest, loudest fart that a human could ever release.
The said loony sprints away.
How does the blue devil react to this, and the entire dmc crew.
Make my day please.
Vergil is gonna stand there with so much shock and confusion that he just stands there like a deer about to get hit by a car.
Dante is laughing his ass off with tears in his eyes gripping the nearest wall.
Nero is also laughing but he's covering his mouth not trying to get his arm ripped off again.
V is just as shocked and confused. In fact he's even more confused than Vergil because wtf just happened.
Trish is fucking dying. She's holding her stomach and covering her eyes. Laughing loudly.
Lady, doing the same as Trish.
Nico just choked on her cigarette, she's coughing and laughing, trying to keep herself together and breathe!
Vergil when he takes care of his drunk lover
What made you pick bear for jaskier, I’m fond of crane!Jaskier
That’s a very good take, and actually the most fitting, I think? I thought about that too. But I wanted to put Jaskier in the school that was the least fitting for him, so bears it was :) (and he is a teddy!) Also:
Warden | Hawke | Inquisitor
since i did one for my Hawke, i figured, what the hell, let’s do the rest of my DA heroes – so, here’s Hildegarde Trevelyan, the Inquisitor! She’s a shy young woman who slowly comes into her own once the burden of leadership is thrust upon her.
More details on the outfits below:
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Iron bull and Dorian (after they get together) react to a child Inquisitor referring to the both of them as their dads
Both of them:
“Double the dads for double the fun, right, Imekari? Kadan?” –Bull, probably.
They’re so cute wtf
A very dumb little thing because I like to make animations that I will never clean up ever