Time to get ✨️spooky✨️
Elect me pregnant I will nuke los angels
Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was :( need a :)
unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth.
my favorite variant of “really makes you think” is “really donks your kong” and i’m not sure where i got it from but i’m a fan
genie: and for your third wish?
me [sitting next to my two weed smoking girlfriends]: take a wild fucking guess
great to be in the habit of using they/them for people you don't know who haven't told you their pronouns. extremely funny execution of that when friends they/them my dad
literally how my brain works
personally i think getting hit by a truck would solve all of my problems
Something about people actually caring about me makes me cry
Happiness? I don’t know her
this is not what I signed up for
“are you okay?” no i’m not can we please change the subject before i start crying
me @ me
All I do is sit in front of screens, have my silly little coffee and zone out of life
can’t talk rn i’m doing hot girl shit
*dissociates*
Me every single week
sometimes I get a little sad by the fact that I'm fucking insane
A true story