Cain My Beloved, Sam Knowing Serial Killer Stats Is Also Pretty Cool And Fits His Character

dean: we need to kill that rat bastard satan spawn sonofabitch right now sammy

meanwhile jack "that rat bastard satan spawn sonofabitch" kline at the nearest white castle:

It’s the secret Angel agenda, you wouldn’t understand

there really is no logical reason why cas' voice is lower than jimmy's

My favorite doomed love interest of them all!

Please take my uquiz guys <333

THE JIMMY VOICE OH HOW I’VE MISSED IT

if jack kline. when he uhhh. erm. when he? yes or no.

undoubtedly

I would use it every single time

i’m not ever going to get over the fact that sam didn’t know dean was the one who carried him out of the fire until he was 22 years old

THIS IS WHAT I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT! It’s not “Jimmy’s soul thinking the woman is hot” IT’S CAS! CAS LIKES WOMEN! CAS LIKES MEN! CAS LIKES HUMANITY! He was uncomfortable with the sex workers because he had never been in that situation before! It wasn’t a gay panic, it was a bi panic! He obviously liked the straight pizza man stuff that was on the tv, and even used it on Meg! He constantly flirts with Meg while being cuckoo with Sam’s trauma, and has a wife as Emmanuel! After he gets his memories back, he flirts with Meg yet again and even shows interest in “moving furniture” with her! He ends up married to the djinn queen somehow! He gets flustered when Rowena flirts with him! He wasn’t disinterested with Hannah in her original vessel, he just didn’t see it as an appropriate time for them to be doing all that when they had a mission! They literally kissed in the next scene after that! Yes Hannah chose a male as her second vessel, but her first vessel didn’t want to be a vessel anymore! I’m sure Hannah chose the closest vessel she could find! Castiel sees the true form inside of the body, not the body that Hannah was inhabiting! We learn this with Sister Jo when Michael visits her in Dean’s body, we’re shown his true form through her eyes! It envelopes the entire vessel! Castiel loves souls and true forms! He called Meg beautiful even when he could only see her true face! HE HAD SEC WITH APRIL AND BOASTS ABOUT IT! HE CALLS APRIL HOT AND WANTED MORE WITH HER BEFORE SHE BETRAYED HIM! This is all over the place but it’s all true and can be seen through context clues, the script, facial expressions, and body language! Dean seems to be Cas’s only fully 100% male love interest in the whole show! Throwing away all of Cas’s history because of the love confession is bogus! Rah rah rah rant over, the point is Castiel is QUEER. NOT STRICTLY MLM/GAY!

Honestly, one thing that bothers me quite a bit is the amount of times I see people define Cas as a gay man. He isn't a man. Nor gay. He has no gender and he is bisexual. I know his love for Dean shines like the sun and blinds like it, but Cas has shown interest in women too a few times. He is a bi angel. He is the queer angel.

Unpopular opinion but I miss Samandriel and want him back :( He was my favorite angel, other than Cas and Hannah, and I wish brainwashed Cas didn't obliterate him into the Empty

The last like millisecond of the second gif makes it look like he has smudged eyeliner due to his eyelashes and the shadows 💪

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