A - Z with Yoongi
O: Outfits (some of my fav)
[cr. memories 2017: onextime91, season’s greetings 2021: @/joonie]
— in which a garden isn’t the only thing you’re building with Min Yoongi
[ PAIRING ] :: yoongi x fem!reader
[ GENRE ] :: bad boy au + fluff
[ WORD COUNT ] :: 5k
[ WARNINGS ] :: slow burn, some knowledge of flowers, yoongi is a meanie in the beginning </3
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Yoongi can’t help but curl his lips into a snarl around the cigarette hanging between his teeth as watches Kim Taehyung produce a spray can from the insides of his backpack. “Again?” Yoongi crows, still leaning against the wall, hands deep into the pockets of his leather jacket. “Jesus Tae, have you forgotten what happened the last time you tried to pull this off?”
Taehyung merely smiles at this, shaking the spray can as he takes a few steps back from the wall, a hint of admiration upon the blank canvas—soon to be filled with the freedom of his expression. “What ever happened to learning from your mistakes, hyung?”
“I like to think you’re smarter than that when it comes to something like this,” Yoongi lets out before scoffing at his friend. “And out in public too for fucks sake.”
It’s true—Taehyung has always been a little too reckless for Yoongi’s taste, always electing to do something and worrying about the consequences later on. The latter would know this from experience, of course. Taehyung almost got them all arrested a few weeks back because of the very item Taehyung is showcasing in his hands. Under broad daylight.
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ATARDECER //
instagram ♥
yoongi in this sweater 😳
moving far away to a sunny place.
➺ pairing; badboy!jungkook x y/n
➺ wordcount; 1.6k
➺ p.s. yes i’m aware this REEKS of 2012 wattpad clichés and i basically groaned and rolled my eyes the entire time i was writing this but i’m trying to redeem myself from the tragedy that was the 2018!badboykook fic and 2021!cee needed to get this out of her system!!! and sometimes cheesy things are good for the soul!! please enjoy this teeny tidbit and feel free to roll ur eyes with me
(unfortunately i wasn’t able to track down the original maker of this gif but this is where i sourced it from! all credits go to the maker of course :-)))
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“can’t you ask jungkook to get us in?” jimin sighs frustratedly, nudging you with his elbow before reaching over and pulling the door open for you, “come on… this is going to be the party of the semester! we can’t miss it!”
“i’m sure there’ll be a big ol’ party next semester, jimin-” you roll your eyes playfully before shaking your head, “besides, we’ve been to dozens of parties already! the world isn’t going to end if we don’t go to this one, right?”
“but kim taehyung is hosting this one!” jimin exclaims, grabbing onto your elbow before giving you a shake, “and his parties are legendary. do you know what people are going to say if they find out i wasn’t there??”
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youtuber!reader au featuring childhood best friend jungkook
⤷ two closed off people fall for each other, no one would of seen this coming
part one — profiles
part one point five — profiles
part two — don’t be soft
part three — chaotic drunk
part four — u robot
part five — special treatment
part six — soft 🤢
part seven — choke and die
part seven point five — this whore had heart eyes
part eight — sir yoongi
part nine — act natural
part ten — she who shall not be named
part eleven — mixed signals
part twelve — my baby growing up
part thirteen — electric chair
part fourteen — HES SO CUTE IM GONNA DIE
part fifthteen — everyone pray for my boy yoongi
part sixteen — JUNGKOOK WHY
part seventeen — oh y’all NASTY nasty
part eighteen — AHHHH
part nineteen — ok expose me i guess
part twenty — OH GOD
part twenty one — i rest my case
part twenty two — fresh air
part twenty three — ur embarrassing me
part twenty four — yeah bitch do it
part twenty five — hehe got him
part twenty six — i brought two meals…. me and the food
part twenty seven — stop stealing my boyfriend
part twenty eight — damn ok
part twenty nine — well shit i jinxed it
part twenty nine point five — because i’m gonna miss you
part thirty — a jumping today
part thirty one — lets do it baby i know the law
part thirty two — im peeing stop her
part thirty three — king jimin
part thirty four — did you just censor a heart
emoji
part thirty five — sir this is a mcdonald’s drive thru
part thirty six — ok gotta go jungkook wants me to wax his armpits
part thirty seven — my stupid bunny boy
part thirty eight — OK RAT
part thirty nine — loser in love
part forty — that bitch
part forty one — omfg ok girl i gotchu
part forty two — hello yoongi
part forty three — you’re only gonna hear this once
part forty four — omg name it after me
part forty five — epilogue
prequel to this iguess🤥
Plot: A trained spy and assassin has to choose between his power-hungry brother and the benevolent Queen he’s falling in love with.
Pairing(s): Butler/Spy!Hoseok x Queen!OC (Name: Rosyne)
Rating: G | PG | M | R 18+
Type: Drabble | Oneshot | Two Parter | Series
Word Count: 7k
Genre: Royal | Angst | Smut
Tags & Warnings: angst, nudity, explicit smut, pregnancy, hidden pregnancy, violence, minor character death
The clouds gather close together deepening into an almost blackened grey as the air wafting from the windows were harsh and nippy. Hoseok relishes in the sharp breeze while he scratches the quill against the parchment calmly, making sure every word was clear. Today was the day. He could hear Rosyne’s favourite horse neighing outside in the courtyard. Maybe it was in his head since the yard was so far away.
He hears the door click open and merely glances over his shoulder to find Yoongi eyeing him curiously through the gap. “Come in.” Hoseok acknowledges, eyes scanning across the words to ensure everything was correct before placing it into the envelope.
“How’re you feeling?” Yoongis’ raspy voice echoes through his room giving a calming feeling of sorts mixed with the grey sky outside.
Hoseok smiles sadly. “I don’t think it matters what I’m feeling.”
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cr. qdeoks
➳ COLLIDE
╰ your life had always been so wonderfully ordinary. or at least, it was—until the day you accidentally bumped into him and ended up with the wrong cellphone and a one-way ticket to a groupchat full of unusual characters…
paring: artist!taehyung x waitress!reader
genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, smut
status: completed
series: hobiverse masterlist
a/n: yUH YEET!! we here with a new series shisters!! I really wanted to write an au with a crackhead gc but also an artist!tae fic so here we are doing both lmaoo I hope y’all enjoy it!! x
🎨 part 1 - profiles
🎨 part 2 - the thicc brothers™️
🎨 part 3 - the phone snatcher
🎨 part 4 - no comment
🎨 part 5 - hell party
🎨 part 6 - peeps
🎨 part 7 - serial killers
🎨 part 8 - that’s the that on that
🎨 part 9 - yeehaw
🎨 part 10 - friends
🎨 part 11 - heart dicc
🎨 part 12 - cereal court
🎨 part 13 - none pizza with left beef
🎨 part 14 - Rebellious Youths™️
🎨 part 15 - mothman: smash or pass?
🎨 part 16 - big miss steak
🎨 part 17 - uncouth
🎨 part 18 - loose milk
🎨 part 19 - paris, texas
🎨 part 20 - the city of love
🎨 part 21 - amour fou (m)
🎨 part 22 - jeopardy
🎨 part 23 - poisoned donut
🎨 part 24 - error 404
🎨 part 25 - crying in the club
🎨 part 26 - chef boyardee
🎨 part 27 - forever
🎨 part 28 - water my cat
🎨 part 28.5 - bonus
🎨 part 29 - the soft brothers™️
🎨 part 30 - yote
🎨 part 31 - friendship camp
🎨 part 32 - crackhead christmas
🎨 part 33 - the zodiac killer
🎨 part 34 - mazel tov, jeremy!
🎨 part 35 - epilogue
:: bonus part - postlogue 3