If I Had To Guess, It Was Probably The Colon That Got It Denied. Like, That's Not A Character You Can

Harry potter is the one series i can get behind having the edgelord interpretation of "It's all a dream, harry's in a coma". Like,, it's weird how many plot holes that would fix.

the easiest way to stop global warming woulf be to force all the billionares to live in antarctica

Is that why my ice cream joker loses 5 chips each hand?

yhe gort! 🐖

Saying "It's true, i was there" is the single funniest thing to add to an argument, with it getting funnier the less "there" you could have been

Siivagunner plays with mp4's the same way tumblr plays with jpeg's and i'm right

We should all be glad isaic newton wasn't a doctor. That apple would've vaporized him instantly.

For anyone wondering, rain is not my name (although i was considering it for a while when i created this account) Rain is the name of my blahaj :)

My dad has this on his christmas playlist, and it catches me off guard every time. It also doesnt help that he starts playing christmas music in august

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

Meaaaaaaow

meow chain. you can also woof or make whatever sound you like to make. I'll go first

mroww