Remember, The Only Difference Between A Fed And FexEx Is That When You Kill A FedEx Driver You Get To

Mom said it's my turn on the maid dress

Yippeeeeeeee elon is stepping down from doge!!!! Also it's april second so no funny business this is for reals

Balatro is if a pyramid scheme about selling crack was a game.

There's a certain phenomenon with balatro where when youtube people play, the the first episode is always "so, ______ reccomended the game to me, and i've been seeing it everywhere, so i thought i'd give it a shot" and then the next episode is "i have put 100 hours into this game off-camera, i've gotten my whole neighborhood into the game, and i plan on purchasing the game multiple more times so i can play it even more.

Nyaaaaaaaa~ :3

Six stone cards

Thinking about Balatro and imagining a joker that lets you play 6 cards at a time.

2 triplets

6 of a kind

Flush 6

Flush/Straight extra

There's a certain phenomenon with balatro where when youtube people play, the the first episode is always "so, ______ reccomended the game to me, and i've been seeing it everywhere, so i thought i'd give it a shot" and then the next episode is "i have put 100 hours into this game off-camera, i've gotten my whole neighborhood into the game, and i plan on purchasing the game multiple more times so i can play it even more.

The 3 deadly bottom surgeries, and other/results

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day, to those who celebrate

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

This 100%. A friend reccomended cavetown to me a while back, and thanks to them, my mental health has improved a lot. I love their music, and he will never cease to be probably my favorite music artist possibly ever.

Robbie appreciation post!

Not much can make the shadows feel a bit more bearable. Not much can make being queer and nonbinary in an isolated community less scary.

When we found Robbie's music years ago, we were in a dark place. We were losing friends, losing family, losing our identity, and struggling with mental health and gender. The day we heard This is Home we broke.

Cavetown is just a kid like us. Barely older than Ash. He probably is navigating life and witnessing the scares of it just as much as any of his fans. That's what makes him so relatable and his music so powerful. He's human.

I just absolutely adore the guy and all he does. His music is something I strongly connect to. We all do. His humor and compassion are unmatched.

Anyways, go listen to Cavetown and Cavetown Offline.

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Boys will be bugs, empty bed, 16/04/16 (Jack's song), guilty, this is home, frog, and devil town are my favorites.

For Offline I love dysphoric v2, candle, untitled, it's okay, and hug all ur friends.

- Cowritten by Jack and Ash

Damn, I need some estrogen. Like desperately…