Bucky: I have tried to kill you multiple times and every single day i think about killing you. It's the only thing that brings me joy.
Sam: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Tony: You have both tried your best. And failed miserable. The lesson is never try.
Steve:
Bucky: i didnt fail to kill your parents
Tony:
Tony: SON OF A BITCH
Steve: okay.. *leaves*
Steve: look how cute these pens are
Bucky: steve thats gay
Steve: bucky we've been dating for...
Tony: hey do you want to come over and like vape
Steve: dude im vaping with Bucky today
Tony: we always vape on Tuesdays
Steve: Y/n what's that on your neck?
Y/n: oh it's uh spider bite...
*Nat: walks in*
Y/n: here's the spider now!
Ok but like how do you say "No" to this.
Sam: if you had to choose walker or whatever money i have in my pocket what would you choose?
Walker: bucky *smiles*
Bucky: how much do you have?
Sam: one cent
Bucky: i'll take it
Walker: BUCKY!!!
Y/N: natty can i jump off the roof into the pool
Natasha: Y/N no
Y/N: why?
Nataha: because it's very dangerous
Y/N: BUT I WANNA
Natasha: ok brake your neck and drown i dont giva shit..
Tony: Orange, "first to mess up loses a card; hangover helpers." uhhh gatorade
Bruce: a nice breakfast
Valkyrie: hangover? What is this?
Tony: you actually need to stop drinking to get a hangover valkyrie.
Valkyrie: that is lose, lose situation
So like anyone here like the school for good and evil???