I Used To Have Geese So Here’s A Tip For Everyone:

my favorite thing about dungeons and dragons is that you can study for it alone, wherever you are, and also the fact that i found an entire database of free resources about 5.0  that are basically all you need to play except for an actual campaign lol

Damned if you scooby doo, damned if you scooby don’t…

asfhkgj please tell me no one else has thought of this yet

not to be That Bitch but it really is insidious that the construction of the concept of “granny panties” has made women self conscious about their freaking underwear of all things (meant to be worn underneath your clothes and not be seen most of the time!!!) to the point where women sacrifice comfort to wear a gstring or cheeky hipster or whatever crap the industry comes up with all so that women can be constantly maintaining not just a pleasing outward appearance but a ~sexy~ state of mind

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

#a summary

it’s a little pitchy, and there is no accompaniment (just straight up acapella) because i recorded this on a whim in the bathroom on my phone right before i took a shower. enjoy!

i’ll stop making hamlet memes when i’m dead

*whips my head around so my very large and tacky dangly earrings slap you in the face, cutting you off mid-sentence* anyways,