What Are You Looking At? Helicopter. Hell Yeah. What Are You Looking At? Helicopter. Hell Yeah.

Don't Smoke, Kids

On the left, you see a healthy individual who doesn't smoke. On the right, we have a person who smokes 5 packs a day.

Remember, kids, smoking leads to hair loss!!!!

P.S. LOOK. AT. HIM.

mansplain (staci) manipulate (jacob) malewife (both?!)

These two seem like the type to never read the "NO HIKING" warnings and then be all Pikachu-faced when shit like this happens.

Or maybe Staci hoped to outrun, and Jacob hoped to trip?

Twink Jacob with a full head of hair doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.

And while twink Jacob with a full head of hair (who obviously doesn't exist) can't hurt you

Do you know who can?

Staci. Staci can hurt you.

"Each day, you must choose the pain of discipline or the pain of regret" - Jacob Pratt

Alumnus - Alumni

Octopus - Octopi

Anus - Ani (in case you didn’t know this one, kids)

x - Jaci

So x would be???? Jacus? As in Jackass?

Implying that Jaci is a ship that represents a multitude of Jackass people?

Makes sense.

Stay tuned for more delulu linguistic analysis (or check out some of the previous ones).

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Twink John Exists, and Can Hurt You

As your local provider of beardless Seeds and Deputies, I was asked by @blindedlamb to deliver some godless beardless John.

I absolutely hate this, btw. John, please grow back your beard.

Here is a cute pic of beardless Staci to cleanse the palate.

The Definition of Insanity

One day, this shall be a proper edit. Today, it is just a sketch with Bostaci scaring the living shit out of Jacop (by dropping a sick album?) I mean, look at him, bro can literally turn off the sun. Anyone would be rightfully horrified.