In The Wise Words Of @pande-monty-um "HE IS EVERY OLDER BUTCH LESBIAN"

let me catch your dreams

let me have your back

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So there is Pratt’s dialog during a deleted “time-lapse” at the St. Francis Veteran’s Center.

And here is the animation that was supposed to be played (no facial animation tho, sorry) that I found from game files.

Also, here is some Jojo posing from Jocop

Or maybe bro thinks he is Phoenix Wright? (channeling his inner lawyer John Seed?)

Or he is just completely lost at this point

Monkey in a Cage

Did you think you were free?

Now, what is the worst thing you could ever be? Hm?

No no, it's not...it's not weak... It's traitorous.

Treasonous.

Ungrateful for the mercy that w̵̡̨͚̖̲̰̰͎̙̩̩̳̩̳̐͒e̸̢̧̨̹̠͔͓̱̦̙͗̎͐̎͊̈̓́̿̎͒͜͜͝ͅͅ have shown you.

I was thinking about this post the whole time while recording these.

Pratt is indeed blubblubblubing and has no intention of staying in those haunted waters, no sir

Puts you in deathroll (affectionately)

Don't Smoke, Kids

On the left, you see a healthy individual who doesn't smoke. On the right, we have a person who smokes 5 packs a day.

Remember, kids, smoking leads to hair loss!!!!

P.S. LOOK. AT. HIM.

Every Dog Has His Price

Loyalty isn't about who you serve, it's about who you betray last.

You stare into the abyss long enough, and the abyss stares back.

The first time you take a bribe, it feels like a choice.

The second time, it feels like your job.

You didn't sell your soul. You just rented it out, one piece at a time.

We Were Robbed!!!

It seems like Staci has another animation where he is reading a book instead of just sitting on a chair (demonstrated by poor bastard Jacop).

WHY WOULD THEY EVER CUT IT AWAY????? LOOK AT THAT LEG CROSSING OMG.

Staci is like n̸̯̲͍̮͉̙̰͙͕͙̪͉͎̤̑͒͆̏͒̅̔͋̚͠͠͠͠͠ó̴̢̟̥̖͓̱̻̥̦͙̿͌ ̵̛̞̫̰͇̠͕̲͓̻͓̳̩͂̂̂͗͑͌͒̈́̚o̴͎̭̪̘͉̫͈͋͋̈̌̎͗͒̑̏̃͂͒n̸̤̞̮͚͇̊̽́́͘e̸̢̲̼̥̯͔̤͚̪̞͒͂͒̿̚͝ ̷̧̢̙͈̬̱̤̟͎͖̦̹̲̘͛͌͆͂̓͌͛̎i̴̪̾̉̂̇͌̽̈́͗͘͜͝͝ś̵̡̢̢̢͔͓͕͍̘̳̫̻͜ͅ ̸̦͉̯̜̽̇ͅg̸̠̖̜̜̮̳̦̲̮̦̩̲͎̰̩̅́͒ơ̶̜̺͔̳̥̗̗̽̿͑͆̄̅͘̕ͅn̷̜͉͔̲̭̜̦̳̖̳̺̹̔͗̄͛̌͑̌͝͠ͅǹ̷̥̘̗̹̮̰̬̱͙̹̫̲̓̽̍̄̒̋͆́̕a̷̼͚̹͈̟͓̭̫͕̘̮̱͚͗̈̾͊͛ͅ ̷̳̭͛́̀͆͂̅̃͗́͛͠t̶̡̧̮̰̫̹̟̫͔̫̐͊̊͊̂̈̚ͅa̵̢̧̖̻̺̟̪̪͚͓̣̞̪͌̋̎̏͒̈́̕ͅķ̷̢̛̛͙̲͉̞̠̳͙̳̿͂̓̈́͗̈̕͠ȇ̶̡͎͉̙̹͔̩̟́̀͗̄͊̊̋̃͐̕͠ ̷̹̠͍̞̯̦͎̫͇̫̙̈́́̊̏̉̾̈̅̍̄͝J̵̭͓̼̬̾͂͐̑͊͝͠ą̶͚̩͚̤̙͕͇̍̈͑̾͑͒̋̏͝c̵̟̟̺̞͎͓̖̰̥͈͗ͅơ̶̬͍͔̏̍͗͐͑͑̀̓̑͗͝͠͠b̵̭̀́̓͒̌̆̍̂̇̂͝ ̴͈̩̙̈̊́̈̐̉̿͐̕͠f̴̡̫̣͎͙͐̓̄͆͌̉͋ŗ̴̖̞̭̣̦̺̝̮̖͔̬̝̓̉̑͜ͅŏ̴̝͇̦̗͚ḿ̵̡̮̩͎̂ ̶̘̞̹̞͖́̌́̐̋m̶̛̰̰͇͈̂͋̊̊͊̓͆̌̐̊̌̿ḛ̶̛͎̹̺̖̝̺͍̌̈͋̀͋̈́̚͝ ̷̱̟͓̾̀̈́̓͗̂̀͂̈́͛̕͝͠ḁ̷̧̘̫̱̗͖̯̭̘͓̆̂̿̓̈́̑̾͗͒̈́͜͜ģ̵͚͖̺̝̣̣̼̲̜̀̽͆͒̌͗̋̈́̕͝a̶̜̘̳̟̯͛͛͋̒͠͝͠i̶̝̪͓̠̟̦̔̽̔̆̓̎̃̐̓͒́͘͝ņ̵̢̼̟̘͓̝̮̖̋̾̈́̿̅́̓͂͗

when the shit your homie says is so unhinged you have to double take

Twink John Exists, and Can Hurt You

As your local provider of beardless Seeds and Deputies, I was asked by @blindedlamb to deliver some godless beardless John.

I absolutely hate this, btw. John, please grow back your beard.

Here is a cute pic of beardless Staci to cleanse the palate.