Dirt Mutter Knifeguy™ By @toasterbrainsatyress

Who runs this blog? Joker?

Masquerade mask for glasses wearers

Cheap but effective if you don’t own contacts. I made small hooks that should fall on your glasses if you measure it right. Since it lands on your glasses it shouldn’t scratch you. This only works with really light masks though

the aggie.io is up! please read the rules and then feel free to join us 😊 💙

https://aggie.io/32_y4g50c1

I might be a simp but I'm a simp with specific tastes

I've seen other pictures and he's too tall

Skrael is supposed to be itty bitty

also I'm not a fan of hair that short

for me to simp, the hair either has to be curly or have enough to be flipped

SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHY IM SUDDENLY SIMPING OVER MY HUMAN SKRAEL DESIGN

I am literally begging you to draw more Kirby

him busy eating burgies

Actually, they're based off demons, so their designs are technically already correct enough. They're not yetis. They're Oni.

zetis need to be more like YETIS so i made redesigns

"You're lucky it's already Friday over here."

taking down eldritch horror and gods is just a normal tuesday huh

@divinelowblood

nintendo: can’t have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

did you really have to hit me with that lmao

also dedede has adhd. it might be me projecting onto a comfort character but. fuckit. adhddd.

ADHDDD................ I BIG LOVE THAT

bro projecting onto ccs is so fucking valid...... i share the same hc!!! i’m not adhd myself but i’m autistic and we’re solidarity so!!!!!!!!

@divinelowblood

I finally had a Tumblr post-worthy thought.

Don't you ever, EVER, sit down on the toilet without checking for a spider first.

Because like

you ever just vibe in the shower with the spider sitting on its web in the corner closest to the ceiling?

It's a nice experience when you're having those nervous one-sided conversations as you're desperately trying to pop that pimple on your shoulder.

But like, what if the spider saw you use the toilet sometime before and then after you got out of the shower they were like

"Why do the gigantic two-eyed, four-limbed beings spend so much time on the shiny white stone domestic puddle?" and go to try it out for themself and then they just transcend space and time right then and there and are having this fantastic cosmic experience as their astral energy travels the multiverse

only to get suddenly smashed by a pair of asscheeks because somebody else in the house doesn't fucking look before they leap - or, in this case, sit down

just

just think about it

look before you sit on the toilet, people. Please, I'm begging you.