Okay, I was doing an accent and I said
"it sounds like a mix of Scottish and Russian"
And he says
"Its a ROTTEN!"
That was the funniest shit at the time
"Do you need anything?" Uh, yeah, I need 5 bags of Cocaine and a wiffle bat painted like a shark
Save yourselves!
nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟
It's okay, I found my hat. It is on head where it belonged
Dear past me,
Stop being such a pussy. It gets worse.
Sincerely fucked, future you.
Sorry everyone but I'm already madly in love with someone else, I'll be spending Valentine's day with this man and there is nothing you can do about it.
Sucks to suck losers.
Lol
…
Yes
The Rapture
Nonbinary, Pansexual They/Them I am made of sewer rats https://linktr.ee/tastysodapop
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