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A’ight, hear me out—
Just imagine Tangled
but with Eugene as Rapunzel
and Babe as Flynn Rider
And instead of Eugene having the whole magic hair thing, it’s his hands that heal people.
And at the end of the story instead of getting his hair cut off, he is cursed by his evil godmother to never be able to heal someone ever again. (And of course he finds a loophole. I mean, how could he not? He’s Eugene fucking Roe.)
Babe: Hey, Gene! Guess what?
Babe: I’m baby.
Eugene: What?
Babe, grinning: I’m baby.
Eugene:
Eugene: But... I thought you were Babe.
Roe, guiding Skinny to the Jeep after giving him morphine: Ok be careful. Don’t step in that foxhole.
Skinny: *staggering around*
Roe, pointing to the hole: To the left!
Skinny, mumbling in a daze: Take it back now y’all.
Roe, swerving him around it: Criss cross.
Skinny, about to pass out: Cha cha real smooth.
Roe, almost at the Jeep: Need to rest? Deep breaths. Hands on your knees, hands on your knees.
Skinny, literally unconscious: ...Get funky with it.
Doc Roe really be sliding into other peoples’ foxholes without knocking like : “what’s good, y’all lookin busted af, what we cookin, yo feet whack, gimme morphine, vibes are off, where’s the sizzuhs, what’s the WiFi password?”
Babe: Don't worry, if you ever need me, I’m available 24/6.
Doc Roe: You mean 24/7?
Babe: No, I'm afraid Saturday is Hang Out With Bill Day.
This photo is fantastic because without context it just looks like everyone is marvelling at Eions beauty and honestly: same
Some Eugene Roe Headcanons That No One Asked For
Whenever they run across a well stocked aid station or field hospital he always pockets a couple of extra syrettes and bandages.
When he gets his hands on supplies he splits them evenly between himself and Spina but if there is an odd number and it can’t be split evenly, he gives the most to Spina without making it obvious. (Spina is terrible at both scrounging and stealing and Roe knows it)
If he had been part of that Hershey bar scene, he would have just taken one and no one would have protested because it’s Doc and he saves their asses. (Of course he wouldn’t have had to take one because Luz would have offered him one because again it’s Doc)
Some of the doctors at aid stations are stuck up sons of bitches who look down on medics as lesser versions of nurses in combat boots. Roe steals their cigarettes while cursing them out under his breath in Cajun.
Roe is one of the few not intimidated by Speirs. Really he isn’t intimidated by any COs. He’s here to do a job, take care of his company, and if anyone, no matter the rank or reputation, gets in the way, he will put them in their place.
He teaches Spina Cajun words. Or at least tries to. Once, just to be a little shit, he taught Spina some made up words that sounded absolutely ridiculous. But Roe couldn’t keep a straight face and Spina caught on.
He has everyone’s past and present wounds and illnesses memorized. Everyone’s. He knows their wartime medical histories better than he knows some of their names.
No other medics do rounds like Roe does. Spina was surprised when he joined Easy and found out that Roe insists on at least two rounds every day, one in the morning and one at night. It helps him keep track of how everyone is doing and sometimes brings to light things that the men wouldn’t normally complain about. Spina quickly gets used to doing rounds too.
Roe loves sweets. Spina swears every tooth in Roe’s entire mouth is a sweet tooth.
Babe: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Roe: I got a solid eight minutes.
Roe: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry