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OHMY GOD. NEW NESS LORE JUST DROPPED.

Okay, so we all know that Ness loves theories, small town conspiracies, old legends, right? And the Lock Ness monster is a CLASSIC, right? DO YOU HEAR WHAT IM GETTING AT?? CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW EXCITED NESS WOULD HAVE GOTTEN WHEN DISCOVERING THEORIES ABOUT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER AS A KID?? AND THAT HIS NAME NESS?? JUST LIKE THE MONSTER???

OHMY GKD.

Guys I can't, I know for a fact that he believes in the lock Ness monster and that its his favourite cryptid/legend, 100%, its just true, he told me, actually. Ness would dedicate his entire life to the Freddy's case and in discovering what happened (it's such a huge case the town he lives in, of course he's going to go physco about it) but I just know he's got a whole nother theory board about the Loch Ness monster and all the hoaxes about it, why this is true and that isn't. Maybe he goes on a trip to Scottland one winter to try and seek out Nessie himself (it set him back so far in going to collage, like seriously, Mike would have scolded him so hard if they knew each other then)

He's got multiple little charms off Nessie on his bag and kept safe in his room, posters and printed out news papers with headlines of it. At one point he almost convinced himself it was smart to buy an original copy of one of the newspapers shipped from Scottland that would have set him back on rent, he just barely didn't do it, too. But it was for the best, he brought back a boatload of newspapers, photos and memorabilia from his trip. Enough to where he had to wear his big snow jacket on to the plane so he could fit it all in his bag.

The reason why he knows so much about the evolution of early mammals (other than it being incredibly interesting, the fact we evolved from that is extremely fascinating to him) is because of the Lock Ness monster. He has diagrams of what it's skeltal structure is, or at least what he believes could be, he can't say that it is without solid evidence other than a hunch and years of research. He links its genealogy back to this and that, starts a whole new research paper on how the Scottish seas (where Nessie comes from) could open up a whole new gene pool of what Ness could be or could have evolved from and what could have evolved from Nessie. What if Nessie is the last of its kind and the rest of its genus evolved Into something further? Something smaller, bigger? Was it abandoned by its kind and left here while they went onto bigger bodies of water? It boggles his mind. Getting to the bottom of this his life mission (besides the Freddy's case and woo'ing the cute security gaurd into giving him his number)

I, have... so much planned. This has spurred on my Ness and overall securitywaiter brainrot by SO much, and I will infact be going ahead and adding this to my Nestortheory lore😔

(Nestortheory is Ness' instagram, he's got silly (literally canon, I swear) stuff on there:))

SHUT UP, THIS WAS ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING WITH THE STORYLINE FOR NESS' INSTAGRAM BUT HE JUST ENDS UP GETTING SICK TOO😭

The world is healing 🤧

these were the progress photos I took for a drawing of Burnt out Ness. Mike basically puts him on house arrest because he will not stop overworking himself. But because he's so tired and everything is so much he keeps snapping at customers which makes him feel even worse so he's sitting watching star trek like the angriest cat in the whole world. the picture of matpat is a reference pic for the hair Final Product

The new chapter of Five Nights At Sparky's is going to put me in an early grave... ITS SO GOOD???

<SPOILERS!! BELOW CUT!!!>

POOR NESS IS HAVING A PANICK ATTACK ON THE EMERGENY ROOM FLOOR, NO SHIRT ON, QND MIKE GOES RIGHT INTO COMFORTING NESS WHILE HE JUST IGNORED THE BLOOD GOOPIMG PUT OF THE DEMON CUPCAKE BITE IN HIS LEG???? (Still love Carl tho)

I AM DECEASED. ON THE FLOOR, IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN TEARS, SOBBING. I CANT DUDE, I LOVE NESS SO MUCH😭😭

SEEIMG THIS POOR LITTLE GUY AND HEARING HOW HE HAD HIS FIRST PANICK ATTACK ON HIS TENTH BIRTBDAY BECAUSE HE'S TOO SMART FOR HIS OWN GOOD, I CANNOT. I DONT KNOW HOW I FINISHED THE CHAPTER WITHOUT TEARING SEVENTEEN HOLES IN MY WALL. MIKE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART?? AND NESS??? GIVING A COVER STORY PURELY SO MIKE DOESNT GET REPORTED FOR ENDANGRING ABBY?? OHMYGOD😭😭

ahem, so, I love them☹

Oh my god ABSOLUTELY. It just, is, one of THE fics. It's like how we all collectively decided that Ness calls Mike sugar after one person mentioned it, it's got to be canon at this point.

It's just so fucking good 😭

2 qnd q half hours qgo I started reading "Five Nights At Sparky's"... OH YM RUCKING GOD?? OH MT GKD? OH MT GOD. I UAVE NOT SAT ATILL THE ENTIRE TIME. I HAVE BEEN GIGGLING AND ACREAMING LIKE A KID, ITS SOFUXKUNG GKKD??? I CANNOT DUDE, OH M6 GOS. THSI IS MY PEAK, THIS IS MY LIFE. I FU KUNG LOVE SECURITYWAITER OH MY GOD, I SERIOUSLY CANNOT 2XPLAIN HOW EXCITED AND HAPPY I AM OVER THIS FIC AMD IM SO HAPPY I HAVENT READ IT ALL YET, I CANNOT BARE IT TO EVER BE OVER😭(EVEN though I've seen posts from the author adding TO IT!!!!)

As I try to distract myself from Matts video, I bring you this: what about security gaurd Ness? Along with Mike, of course. I can already see him in his outfit, security vest with a nice black polo maybe, a security belt that is way overkill for whatever he needs but it's leather and makes him feel like a detective. Not to mention the heavy, metal flashlight he's got, that thing could light up the moon if he tried. Classic black belt, too. Black dress type shoes. I can already see him and Mike standing side by side (Ness on the right with a foot posing outward, Mike nonchalantly on the left a little in the back so Ness' foot is more in the foreground) in the fnaf 2 entryway, the one where you see withered foxy, same light too.

I can already imagine Ness holding the flashlight like a cop, over his shoulder as he furrows his brow at all the drawings litering the walls. He'd have an absolute feild day finding out documents and getting a clue to Afton Robotics, he'd absolute steal one of the papers with the boldprint "AFTON ROBOTICS. CO" and put it on his classic red string theory board with a green pin. Oh I want to think about this so bad. He'd have so much fun.

Quick drawing I did because Ness would one thousand percent (1000%!!) give Mike random forehead kisses, it's literally canon guys

i tried searching up DreamTheory after there was only two Securitywaiter videos (WHICH, OH MY GOD, I AM IN LOVE) and found this... guys its canon, CANON. SECURITYWAITER, CANON.

This is CANON.

I hc that Ness does the same thing MatPat does when he's frustrated at a video game where he makes weird whining noises and climbs all over the place/hj

OH MY GOD. MY HEART😭

Finally have the confidence to post something dreamtheory/securitywaiter related

I. LOVE. SECURITYWAITER‼‼

Also, I made a bunch of securitywaiter pins :p

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I have SUCH a good idea for a SecurityWaiter animatic to the song Diet Mountain Dew Demo, WHEW! It's seriously taking over but I can't draw people for the life of me, I'll write it out alongside the lyrics and add it as a note/quote here now in a minute. :D

OHMY GOD THE SECURITYWAITER PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY, IM DECEASED. THEYRE SO FUCKING GOOD 😭 TO SAY I STARTED YELLING WHRN I SEEM DJO ON ONE... GODDDD DUDE‼‼‼‼