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Chan: You mean Jisung is in trouble or Jisung is the trouble?
Changbin: I mean he’s either in trouble or he’s going to be one.
Seungmin: You’re pretty dumb.
Felix: Thanks.
Seungmin: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Felix: All i heard was “you’re pretty”. I am focusing on the positives in life.
Chan: My name is Chan.
Chan: But you can call me
Chan: *clumsily puts on sunglasses*
Chan: Anytime.
[On the phone]
Changbin: Hello
Minho, with a stern voice: You get over here right now.
Changbin: Who is this?
Minho: This is you in 40 years. "Who is this?" I swear.
[Jisung's first time cooking]
Jisung: So...how is it?
Seungmin: This squid is so undercooked i can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off.
Chan: I’m sorry, Jeongin but i’m pretty busy right now.
Chan: Minho, why don’t you show Jeongin what a fax machine is?
Minho: Okay, imagine a letter had an unprotected sex with a phone-
Chan: Cool metaphore, still explicit. You can get out now.
hyunjin, lying seductively on a bed: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?
Seungmin: Hyunjin, please put your shirt back on. We are in Ikea and people are staring.
Chan: Why Changbin is on the counter?
Minho: He wants to be tall.
Hyunjin: *shed tears* He is finally a foot taller than me.
[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]
Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?
Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.
Chan: We are not gay, Minho.
Seungmin: We aren't?
Minho: Life is pain.
Minho: Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Jisung: What do you mean "Jeongin can make everyone happy"?
Jisung: I mean, he is not pizza.
Felix: All odd numbers have at least an 'e' in them.
Seungmin: Felix, it's 3 a.m.
Felix: t-h-r-E-E!
Seungmin: GO TO SLEEP
Jisung: The stress i get from the kpop industry has caused me to go into depression.
Seungmin: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?
Jisung: Seungmin, you ignorant slut.
Minho: You only live once?
Minho: False. You live everyday. You die once.
Changbin: It's unavoidable. It just happens.
Chan: What happens?
Changbin: When you grow up, your heart dies.
Chan:
Chan: Well, this calls for drastic measures.
Chan: *strangle Changbin with warm hugs*
Seungmin: I'm cold.
Minho: Just like my heart.
Seungmin: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
Minho: Looking good in that jeans, Sung.
Jisung: Eyes up here, Minho. I am more than just a piece of ass.
Jisung: It is so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, Jun, July, Jaugust, Joctober.
Changbin: Wait- one of these is not like the others.
Chan: "One"
[Felix, staring at the distance]
Changbin: Hey, what are you looking at?
Felix: Do you ever wonder that when you step on people's foot, they open their mouth like a trash can?
Changbin:
Changbin: *grabs a chair and joins Felix*
Jisung: Hey, Felix! Look at this art.
Jisung: *hands Felix his phone*
Felix: This is the front camera..
Felix:
Jisung:
Felix: OH MY GOD-
Jisung: The great thing about music is it, in fact, did not save your life.
Jisung: It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life by yourself.
Hyunjin: If you like me, raise your hand.
Jisung: What if i don’t like you though?
Hyunjin: Then raise your standard.
Changbin: Chan has every right to be pissed at me. I didn’t follow his orders and i screwed up the task.
Changbin: The only way to make things right is to do the worst most awful thing imaginable.
Jisung: *nods* Dip your penis in vinegar.
Changbin:
Jisung: Hey, Woojin-hyung!
Woojin: Okay, what the hell? Chan just called and said that you abandoned him to get a classified information from his computer.
Woojin:-and licked a roll of antique stamps.
Felix: The stamps were on me. I was curious of how old glue taste like.
Felix: Answer: it taste like a horse lollipop.
Jisung: Does it hurt?
Hyunjin: What? When i fall from heaven? Come on, han, you can do better than that..
Jisung: No.
Jisung: I mean, when you fall from the vending machine.
Hyunjin:
Jisung:
Jisung: Because you are a snack.
Felix: So..Chan-hyung, I have some news.
Chan: What. Happened.
Felix: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down our house?
Chan:
Chan: You burn down our house?
Felix: No!
Felix: I had the fire put out almost immediately!
Changbin: If i die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.
Chan: “If.”
Seungmin: Great, the only party i’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
[at breakfast]
Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?
Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?
Chan: You three. Explain. Now.
Hyunjin: It was Jisung.
Felix: It was Jisung.
Jisung:...It was me.
Chan: But like...it’s a lot.
Chan: Everything in my life is a hot mess right now.
Chan: I’m under so much pressure. I just can’t even.