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I was wondering should I make it so they have more children than just harry? Like in Harry's timeline sev is either pregnant with teddy or he just had teddy? If some of you have played Hogwarts mystery then you about Chiara should she be one of their kids? Id make her the eldest because Hogwarts mystery timeline is during Harry's baby years. She would also be sev and moony's bio baby like how harry is sev and James's bio baby but then I think what about Sirius? He didn't have any children that I could make his and sev's so should I keep the Hogwarts mystery theme going and make Merula their child? Or do 'jacobs sibling' and have a y/n child? Harry is going to be the main child because he's the only one that traveled back in time, if I do that they'll have 4 kids Chiara (sev and moony's), Merula or y/n (sev and Sirius') (they'd probably be a year apart or maybe twins) harry (sev and James') and than teddy (sev and Remus') . Thoughts? I was thinking about it because I while writing,I thought about harry just randomly saying "*random sibling* would like this or they like that" and shocking them that they had more then just harry and so each have their own kid with sev (not that they love the other ones any less) let me know what you all think!
Chapter 3
so I finally posted chapter 3 of Severus Snape, Harry Potter, and The Annoying Gryffindors. I think it is better than what I did for chapter 2 and we finally get some Lily action!
Alright! Chapter one is done and up! The title is 'Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the annoying gryffindor's' (I couldn't think of a good title) anyway here's the link (please give me feedback)
Y'all remember that post of me wanting a sev x marauders baby harry time travel au? Yeah I'm making that shit now it's gonna be on ao3 I've already got most of chapter one done. It's set in their 4th year so shit's salvageable, I might make other fic's tied to it like a before and after, I really wanna make the playlist into fic's so I'll be adding that.
¿Would anyone read it?
Y'all remember that post of me wanting a sev x marauders baby harry time travel au? Yeah I'm making that shit now it's gonna be on ao3 I've already got most of chapter one done. It's set in their 4th year so shit's salvageable, I might make other fic's tied to it like a before and after, I really wanna make the playlist into fic's so I'll be adding that.
¿Would anyone read it?
So I made a Severus Snape playlist, I had some dreams of Hogwarts marauders era and I had music playing,I can't sleep without noise, and in my dream young Severus Snape was singing and dancing with the other Slytherins, they were sorta like a band the they being (Severus, Lucius, Regulus, narcissa and Bellatrix), so it was like a flirty, angry sad and in love Severus Snape and he was just singing his thoughts and emotions the things he felt and a lot of the lyrics were altered to best fit him. And now I can't get it out of my head so I made a playlist with my dream in mind, I quit like it. You can imagine him singing about anyone, to anyone, any ships or friendships you want, ect.
✨let me know what you all think✨
More incorrect quotes
{With some, they will be out of character}
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Regulus: What do you think Severus will do for a distraction?
Lucius: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Lucius: ... or he could do that.
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Regulus: Why are you on the floor?
Severus: I'm depressed.
Severus: Also I was stabbed, can you get Lucius, please.
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Lucius: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Severus, amazed: Wow...
Regulus, to Severus: Well what does that mean?
Severus: I don't know.
Severus, to Lucius: What does that mean?
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Lucius: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Severus: I'm a knife.
Regulus, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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Regulus: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Severus: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Lucius: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Lucius: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Regulus: The car takes a screenshot.
Severus: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Sirius: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Severus does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Remus: If Severus were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Severus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Sirius: You jump off a cliff!
Remus: Gladly. Provided Severus did first.
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Sirius: I told Severus his ears flush when he lie's.
Remus: Why?
Sirius: Look.
Sirius: Hey Severus! Do you love us?
Severus, covering his ears: No.
Remus:
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Sirius: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Severus: The cow???
Sirius: What?
Remus: Severus, W H Y?
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Sirius, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Severus: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Sirius: Orange soda, please!
Severus: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Remus: Me too, strawberry soda.
Sirius:
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Sirius, driving Severus and Remus: So how was your day?
Severus: We almost got surprise adopted!
Sirius: What?
Remus: We almost got kidnapped.
Sirius: Oh, okay.
Sirius: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Severus, texting Sirius: Sirius! Help I’m being kidnapped
Remus: Where are you?
Severus: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Sirius: I’ll call Remus.
Remus, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Sirius: Where’s Severus? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Remus: Severus? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Remus:
Remus: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Remus: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Severus: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Severus, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Sirius: You did WHAT–
Remus: William Snakepeare
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Sirius: Remus, can you pass the salt?
Remus: *Throws Severus across the table*
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Sirius: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Severus: How am I supposed to know?
Remus: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Severus: *sighs*
Severus: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Severus: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Remus: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Severus: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Sirius: edible
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Sirius: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Remus: What?
Severus: That you're a child.
James: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Severus: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Remus: I am not a weenie!
James: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises his drink*
Remus: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
Sirius: You tell ‘em, Remus! *sips their drink*
Remus: Sirius, what’re you doing here?
Sirius: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
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Severus: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Remus:
James:
Sirius:
Everyone Else At Severus’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Remus: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Lucius: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Severus: 'Prettiest Smile'
Regulus: 'Nicest Personality'
James: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Sirius: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Sirius: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Severus: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Severus: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
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Regulus: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Severus: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Regulus: We are not doing this!
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Lucius: Come on Severus, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
Severus: Yes I can, dear. Fifty Galleons.
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Professor: Your child was in a fight.
Remus: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Severus: Did they win?
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Severus: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
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Severus: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Remus: But did I make you cry?
Severus: *cries on the spot*
Remus: ...Shit.
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Severus: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Remus: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Severus: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Remus: How so?
Severus: It makes holes.
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*James holding their baby*
Severus: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
Sirius: I know, I still am one of these.
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Severus: Some people are like slinkies.
Remus: What?
Severus: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Remus:
Remus: Please don't push James down the stairs.
Severus, pushing James down the stairs: Too late.
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Severus: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
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Sirius: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines!
Severus: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!
*During the play*
James: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Sirius: W-what’re donuts?
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Sirius: Let me copy your homework.
James: I was gonna copy yours.
Sirius: Well, shit.
James: Guess I'm not doing it.
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Severus: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Lucius: It's kind of complicated, but Regulus-
Severus: Got it. Forget I asked.
Severus: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Regulus: Throw rocks at he.
Sirius: Hot Dogs.
Remus: Kill him.
Severus: Thanks guys.
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James: I want to kiss you.
Severus, not paying attention: What?
James: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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James: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Severus: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Sirius: Severus, my old friend!
Severus: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Sirius: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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I'm gonna start posting one quote at a time instead of doing this
This time I used
I want a Severus X marauders (excluding Peter) where it's like those jeverus fics where baby harry goes back in time and then shocks everyone by being the child of James and sev.
Like this⬇
Dumbledore finds baby harry and baby harry tells who his parents are and for his own amusement during lunch in the great Hall he makes the announcement that a baby has traveled back in time and that his future parents have to take care of him till they can figure out how to send him back
Everyone is silent waiting for home to announce the parents "Harry's Father's-" whispers "fathers? " "what-? " "was it an affair or? " "I wonder who-" "SILENCE" ".... " "as I was saying Harry's fathers.. Yes more than one harry has three fathers and one mother. It was not an affair it seems that the three fathers had fallen for the same person and that person loved them all and didn't wish to choose. So they all formed a relationship. " "..wow" "I will now call each father to come up here to meet little harry" (shush he wants drama that's why he's making the come to everyone's view" ".. James Potter" ! James walks up to Dumbledore and instantly loves harry "Sirius Black" Sirius looks surprised but goes up next to James and looks at his future son "he looks a lot like you James" "I know! " *ahem* "and the last father...Remus Lupin" Remus freezes before hesitantly going up and looks at harry "wow... I didn't think I'd have a kid"-R " I didn't think we'd all have a and kid and relationship with the same person! "-J " well we always share"-S "and now for Harry's mother.. " everyone is quite then Severus, who wasn't interested, starts to leave and harry See's.
Harry perks up and runs from his fathers toward Snape and screams "MOMMY!" Sev feels a tiny body ramming into his leg, he looks down at harry shocked he goes to tell him that's absurd but his heart melts as he looks at harry clinging to him and instead picks him up and smiles at harry and softly talks to him, without realizing it he instantly went into mommy mode, while everyone is silently flipping their shit, Remus being the first to calm down goes up to sev and harry
And you can make up the rest. I just wanna find a fic like that 😢🥺
More incorrect quotes
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Severus: Start talking!
James: Well, I-
Severus: Shut up!
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James: This date is boring!
Severus: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.
James: Then why did you invite me?
Severus: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " fuck you Severus I'll do whatever I want!
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Severus: Bro-
James: No, no, hold up, rewind.
James: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Sirius: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Severus: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.
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James: Can I ask a dumb question?
Severus: Better than anyone I know.
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Remus: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Severus: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?
Remus:
Remus: I'll go make my bed-
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Severus: Remus, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Remus: Sirius, Severus wants you to get out of the house.
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Remus, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Severus, not looking up from their book: Really? James, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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Sirius: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Severus: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
James: Fuck you.
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Sirius: Severus, I am questioning your sanity...
James: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
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James: Remus, I’m afraid.
Remus: Just stay close to Severus.
James: That's why I’m afraid.
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Remus: And now for a gay update with Severus and Sirius.
Sirius: Getting gayer.
Remus: Thank you, Sirius.
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Remus: H-how do you ask someone out?
Sirius: Well, first-
Severus: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Remus: ...And you said yes?
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James: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Severus: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
James: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Remus: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?
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Sirius: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Severus: Okay.
Sirius: And make out during the scary parts.
Severus: Th-
Severus: The scary parts.
Severus: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Severus: Look, last night was a mistake.
Sirius: A sexy mistake.
Severus: No, just a regular mistake.
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Severus, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Remus: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
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Remus: *angrily presses Severus against a wall* WHERE'S THE CHOCOLATE?!
Severus: ...
Severus: Are we about to kiss-
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Severus: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Remus: Those are wanted posters!
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Severus: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
James: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Severus: ...
Severus: You mean ring bearER, right?
James: ...
Severus: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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*James and Severus looking at a locked gate into a park*
James: Aw. :(
Severus: You know what they say.
James: Please don’t-
Severus: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
James: Fuck-
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Severus: Watcha doin?
James: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
Severus: Scandalous.
Severus: Can I help?
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James: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Severus: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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Severus: What's gone wrong, James?
James: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
Severus: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
James: Well... There’s a crisis.
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Severus: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
James: What?
Severus: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Sirius, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Severus, sick of Sirius's shit: They weren’t wrong.
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Severus: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Sirius: This is a lie.
Sirius: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Sirius: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Severus: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Sirius: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Severus: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
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Sirius: We all have our demons.
Sirius, grabbing Severus: This one’s mine.
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Sirius: What goes up but never comes down?
Severus: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.