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tfp!human!au:
after new year's party
bulkhead: - get up, it's 6 o'clock already!
smokescreen: - already? ohh, alright, guess i'll skip my morning training today..
bulkhead:
bulkhead: - no, i mean, it's 6 p.m.
no one:
vehicons: - if we combine our powers, we can be even more useless than we are individually
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - your tattoos look dope, but what do they mean?
wheeljack, grinning: - that i cannot be trusted with two thousand bucks for sure.
smokescreen: - well, in my defense, i was left unsupervised!
optimus: - wait, wasn't bumblebee with you?
bumblebee:
smokescreen:
smokescreen: - in his defense, he was also left unsupervised.
tfp!human!au:
ratchet's laptop: *emits an audio signal that it's running low on battery power*
ratchet: - uhh, fuck off!
ratchet: - i'm running low on my will to live right now.
ratchet: - but i'm not doing bulubulu every five minutes.
ratchet: - i'm working!
knock out: - if a beautiful mech disagrees with me i'll immediately change my views. i have no principles.
bumblebee: - well, maybe you should have principles.
knock out: - you're right, maybe i should.
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - what's your biggest fear?
optimus: - being forgotten.
smokescreen: - damn, that's.. deep..
smokescreen: - mine is the kool-aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now.
imagine how tfp knock out and cliffjumper could've met in the 1st episode
knock out: - your frame is painted in my signature color!
cliffjumper: - you don’t own the color red. red existed before you.
knock out: - not aboard nemesis. here, i invented red. i am red.
tfp!human!au
ultra magnus: *drinks his third coffee in a morning and prepares for the roll call after returning from the night duty*
smokescreen: — uh.. sir, are you sure you're alr-
ultra magnus: *cleares his throat*
ultra magnus: — those who are absent, raise your hands!
arcee: - what's the situation?
smokescreen: - everything goes according to plan!
arcee: *looks around the battlefield*
arcee: - seems like according to the enemy's plan.
tfp!human!au:
knock out: — i literally have no idea what's going on in my life.
knock out: — i'm just in charge of the outfits.
smokescreen: - so.. what's the fear of spiders called again?
arcee: - weakness.
ratchet: - ..arachnophobia.
bulkhead: - common sense!
arcee: - i have two pieces of news.
optimus: - in such a case, please, start with a good one.
arcee: - who told you that there was a good one?