Autistic Guy Everyone Assumes Is Nonverbal But In Actuality He Just Fucking Hates Them All So He Doesn't

The road up ahead is rough, here take this

safe travels friend

isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp

There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing

in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

i am crying i can't breathd