When you’re 20-something and you finally get off work where you’re surround by people twice your age
Atreus: So… why’d you want to name me Atreus? I know it can’t be for a god. Kratos:… Hah! No. He was a soldier. A Spartan. Atreus: A great warrior? Kratos: All Spartans are great warriors. We train from birth. Our lives were discipline, duty, battle, and death. Life was grim, and we greeted it grimly. Atreus: Hmmhmm.. Kratos: But Atreus of Sparta was unlike the rest of us. He wore a smile even in the worst of times. He was… happy. He inspired us to hope.. that though we were machines of war, yet there was humanity in us. Goodness. When the day came for him to lay down his life in battle, his sacrifice saved countless others, and turned the tide in our favor. I carried him home on his shield, and buried him with all the honors of Spartan custom. His memory was a comfort in dark times.
“He wore a smile even in the worst of times. He inspired us to hope .. “
Kratos named his son for these qualities, for happiness and hope, and his newborn son’s infant smile, as a promise of hope that Kratos could be human and hide his monstrous past.
and now that we know Atreus was named Loki by the giants, Loki who smiles even in the worst of times
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
He looks like Vlad, huh… I don’t know… Well whatever, he’s so beautiful and I love him
Its honestly the weirdest, nerve wracking thing to have two friends fighting over you lol like ???? I’m so confused.
ALSO I watched the first episode of Channel Zero: Dream Door and the monster almost gave me a heart attack???
Seungri looked like he genuinely didn’t know Park Bom was coming!
“everyone keeps saying that i’m special, that i’m the only one who can bring about the end times, but nobody gave me a fucking instruction manual.”
Michael: are you my father?
Goat: baaaaa
Nicholas ‘Polyamorous’ Scratch
A serial killer who breaks into people’s houses while dressed up as Santa Claus?
As in?
Leigh Emerson from Asylum?!
*in Chris Farley’s voice*: can we hAVE MALLORY AND MICHAEL INTERACT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Ryan Murphy:
When will your grandma ever?
god he’s beautiful💖😭
Cody Fern [11.oct.18]
Cody(adorable)Fern
#TeamIvar vs #TeamLagertha
whose side are you on?
“According to the The Gentleman’s Guide "The Rules" of a Kingsman Gentleman are as follows: (1) A gentleman never tells about conquests, private matters, or dealings. His business is nobody else’s. (2) A gentleman doesn’t clash in public with enemies or exes, or worse, with out-of-fashion contrasts, colors or styles. (3) A gentleman is always happy to serve, whether it’s opening the door, picking up the bill, or merely calling a cab the next morning. Ask him for help and he cannot refuse. (4) A gentleman never reacts to rudeness. He pretends he doesn’t recognize it and moves on like it never happened, because it never should have. (5) A gentleman is always on target with witty remarks, interesting facts, and conversation starters that bring the best out of everyone. (6) A gentleman asks non-invasive questions to keep a conversation going and attention focused on others. He makes them feel like the most interesting person he’s ever met, whether that’s true or not.”
— The Gentleman’s Guide from Kingsman
Relax.
Cody Fern saying “that’s evil” is my new kink
i’m never gonna get over his laugh ever jkdlfjlk also I made this gif of it
Cody Fern in American horror story (Part 10)
Who are you?
Michael Langdon in American Horror Story: Apocalypse