Latest Posts by incorrect-strays - Page 2

Chan: You mean Jisung is in trouble or Jisung is the trouble?

Changbin: I mean he’s either in trouble or he’s going to be one.

Seungmin: You’re pretty dumb.

Felix: Thanks.

Seungmin: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Felix: All i heard was “you’re pretty”. I am focusing on the positives in life.

Chan: My name is Chan.

Chan: But you can call me

Chan: *clumsily puts on sunglasses*

Chan: Anytime.

[On the phone]

Changbin: Hello

Minho, with a stern voice: You get over here right now.

Changbin: Who is this?

Minho: This is you in 40 years. "Who is this?" I swear.

[Jisung's first time cooking]

Jisung: So...how is it?

Seungmin: This squid is so undercooked i can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off.

Chan: I’m sorry, Jeongin but i’m pretty busy right now.

Chan: Minho, why don’t you show Jeongin what a fax machine is?

Minho: Okay, imagine a letter had an unprotected sex with a phone-

Chan: Cool metaphore, still explicit. You can get out now.

hyunjin, lying seductively on a bed: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

Seungmin: Hyunjin, please put your shirt back on. We are in Ikea and people are staring.

Chan: Why Changbin is on the counter?

Minho: He wants to be tall.

Hyunjin: *shed tears* He is finally a foot taller than me.

[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]

Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?

Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.

Chan: We are not gay, Minho.

Seungmin: We aren't?

Minho: Life is pain.

Minho: Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Jisung: What do you mean "Jeongin can make everyone happy"?

Jisung: I mean, he is not pizza.

Felix: All odd numbers have at least an 'e' in them.

Seungmin: Felix, it's 3 a.m.

Felix: t-h-r-E-E!

Seungmin: GO TO SLEEP

Jisung: The stress i get from the kpop industry has caused me to go into depression.

Seungmin: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?

Jisung: Seungmin, you ignorant slut.

Minho: You only live once?

Minho: False. You live everyday. You die once.

Changbin: It's unavoidable. It just happens.

Chan: What happens?

Changbin: When you grow up, your heart dies.

Chan:

Chan: Well, this calls for drastic measures.

Chan: *strangle Changbin with warm hugs*

Chan: Remember, murder is never the answer.

Minho: Murder is the question.

Seungmin: And the answer is always yes.

Seungmin: I'm cold.

Minho: Just like my heart.

Seungmin: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

Minho: Looking good in that jeans, Sung.

Jisung: Eyes up here, Minho. I am more than just a piece of ass.

Jisung: It is so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, Jun, July, Jaugust, Joctober.

Changbin: Wait- one of these is not like the others.

Chan: "One"

[Felix, staring at the distance]

Changbin: Hey, what are you looking at?

Felix: Do you ever wonder that when you step on people's foot, they open their mouth like a trash can?

Changbin:

Changbin: *grabs a chair and joins Felix*

Jisung: Hey, Felix! Look at this art.

Jisung: *hands Felix his phone*

Felix: This is the front camera..

Felix:

Jisung:

Felix: OH MY GOD-

Jisung: The great thing about music is it, in fact, did not save your life.

Jisung: It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life by yourself.

Hyunjin: If you like me, raise your hand.

Jisung: What if i don’t like you though?

Hyunjin: Then raise your standard.

Changbin: Chan has every right to be pissed at me. I didn’t follow his orders and i screwed up the task.

Changbin: The only way to make things right is to do the worst most awful thing imaginable.

Jisung: *nods* Dip your penis in vinegar.

Changbin:

Jisung: Hey, Woojin-hyung!

Woojin: Okay, what the hell? Chan just called and said that you abandoned him to get a classified information from his computer.

Woojin:-and licked a roll of antique stamps.

Felix: The stamps were on me. I was curious of how old glue taste like.

Felix: Answer: it taste like a horse lollipop.

Jisung: Does it hurt?

Hyunjin: What? When i fall from heaven? Come on, han, you can do better than that..

Jisung: No.

Jisung: I mean, when you fall from the vending machine.

Hyunjin:

Jisung:

Jisung: Because you are a snack.

Felix: So..Chan-hyung, I have some news.

Chan: What. Happened.

Felix: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down our house?

Chan:

Chan: You burn down our house?

Felix: No!

Felix: I had the fire put out almost immediately!

Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?

Felix: We were out of doritos.

[Might be pre-debut Hyunjin and Jisung at some point]

Hyunjin: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.

Hyunjin: One, two, three.

Jisung:

Hyunjin:

Hyunjin: See? Now, i’m just dissapointed in both of us.

Seungmin: If you like looking at butts so much, why don’t you look in the mirror?

Jisung: Thank god you finally said that. I saw you write it in a note pad three hours ago.