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gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Just eat an apple, you'll be fine
RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
Reported Bigfoot Sightings
Blessed Hat
"I sure hope the Tigers eating people's faces party eats the face of people I don't like and not me."
-Non cis white male conservatives
People be saying "Gender is what's between your legs" while calling their car "she"
Last I checked your car doesn't have legs.
Okay okay so I'm gonna rant about my homebrew lycanthropes now (for D&D) and no one can stop me.
Wererat: a weaker form of werewolves who only transform on a new moom.
Wererabbit: A very chaotic and physically strong lycanthrope who transforms on the 1st and 3rd quarter moon.
Weredeer: Ever hear of Wendigo's? If not check this out:
Basically a Wendigo but a lycanthrope. They transform for the entirety of Winter.
Werebears: Basically the opposite of Weredear. While they do transform during the winter season, they are very calm and actually remain conscience. Although they un-transform during a full moon in winter.
WereBats: Transform during night (except on a full moon if there's no cloud cover) and in dark caves. They aren't necessarily violent (except on a lunar eclipse, but I'll get to that)
WereDragons: Horribly powerful creature that can only be hurt by Magical Silver weapons. Partially transform on partial solar eclipse and fully transform on a full eclipse. Anything below 25% coverage and they are simply agitated. 25%-50% coverage and they completely lose themselves in anger. 50%-75% the gain a breath weapon and their hands transform into claws. Anything below 75% can still be hurt by non-magic Silver weapons. From 75%-non full coverage and they remain in a human physique, but grow wings and can't be hurt by non-magic Silver weapons.
Lunar eclipse: any lycanthrope triggered by moon phases transform, but get aggressively violent.
Solar eclipse: all lycanthropes transform, but their aggression and personality is reverse of what it normally is (ie. Calm and level headed wererabbits, hyper aggressive werebears).
Lycanthropes in ascending order of unmanagability and CR:
Weredog (as werewolf but herds sheep instead of mauling them)
Werespider (huge and horrific but basically an ettercap at the end of the day)
Weregaroo (jacked. pugilistic. better pack your silvered brass knuckles or you don't stand a chance.)
Wereapotamous (run.)
Werewhale (you don't need adventurers, you need a convention of ordained clergy to discuss why a caring pantheon would allow this thing's existence)
Werebeholder.
Here me out:
Werewerewolf
Okay okay so I'm gonna rant about my homebrew lycanthropes now (for D&D) and no one can stop me.
Wererat: a weaker form of werewolves who only transform on a new moom.
Wererabbit: A very chaotic and physically strong lycanthrope who transforms on the 1st and 3rd quarter moon.
Weredeer: Ever hear of Wendigo's? If not check this out:
Basically a Wendigo but a lycanthrope. They transform for the entirety of Winter.
Werebears: Basically the opposite of Weredear. While they do transform during the winter season, they are very calm and actually remain conscience. Although they un-transform during a full moon in winter.
WereBats: Transform during night (except on a full moon if there's no cloud cover) and in dark caves. They aren't necessarily violent (except on a lunar eclipse, but I'll get to that)
WereDragons: Horribly powerful creature that can only be hurt by Magical Silver weapons. Partially transform on partial solar eclipse and fully transform on a full eclipse. Anything below 25% coverage and they are simply agitated. 25%-50% coverage and they completely lose themselves in anger. 50%-75% the gain a breath weapon and their hands transform into claws. Anything below 75% can still be hurt by non-magic Silver weapons. From 75%-non full coverage and they remain in a human physique, but grow wings and can't be hurt by non-magic Silver weapons.
Lunar eclipse: any lycanthrope triggered by moon phases transform, but get aggressively violent.
Solar eclipse: all lycanthropes transform, but their aggression and personality is reverse of what it normally is (ie. Calm and level headed wererabbits, hyper aggressive werebears).
Lycanthropes in ascending order of unmanagability and CR:
Weredog (as werewolf but herds sheep instead of mauling them)
Werespider (huge and horrific but basically an ettercap at the end of the day)
Weregaroo (jacked. pugilistic. better pack your silvered brass knuckles or you don't stand a chance.)
Wereapotamous (run.)
Werewhale (you don't need adventurers, you need a convention of ordained clergy to discuss why a caring pantheon would allow this thing's existence)
Werebeholder.
Here me out:
Werewerewolf
Extinguish yourself
HI
HELLO THERE
IT'S YOUR SUN
INTERACT WITH ME
I DARE YOU
I've said it once and I'll say it again, great job!
cute 🫵 stunning 🫵 brilliant 🫵 kind 🫵 gorgeous 🫵 lovely 🫵 incredible 🫵 immaculate 🫵 witty 🫵 dehydrated 🫵 malnourished 🫵 loved 🫵
Guys Nantucket is the only part of Massachusetts that's not mostly LGBT+, we have to change that.
U.S. counties that have more LGBT people per capita than the national average
*quickest draw of the west, shooting you in the kneepcap*
It's a big iron 😉
Hilarious to me that Josh Sawyer retweeted this
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
I gave you water so you can breathe, how's this?
being held would be nice I think
The fact that this is an actual load out you can do in-game is hilarious
Deal maker/jevils tail
Internet now: *is slow sometimes*
Internet then: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
day 379 of drawing spamton every day until deltarune chapter 3
No it's January
The weirdest part of my job is that my coworkers have kids who are literally my age. Most of coworkers are old enough where their kids are 20 and I'm just a 20 year old data analyst. The closest coworkers to my age are 4 years older than me. Working life is weird
When Stanley came to a set of 2 doors, he took the door to his left
i have some follow-up questions???