[singular] Y’all

gays be loving plants

these four are the literal embodiment of my last four braincells

It currently winter but it’s 82 degrees outside and I want a refund

Day 5: Build

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

day 3: Bait

what i love about hadestown is that, while eurydice is a Real Human Person who suffers hunger and cold, the tiny bastard orpheus’s needs are like

I'd like to inform you the guy who made the toad constellation has other(now considered obsolete) constellations including an Earthworm, Long Legged Spider, Eel, Tooth Shell, Gryphaea, Seahorse, Leech, Slug, Pangolin, Limpet, Mussel, Rhinoceros Beetle, Tortoise, and Star Gazer Fish

literally every one of these is better than any of the constellations we now consider official