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Snakes

Fuck astrology fuck meyers-briggs whatever fuck all of that the real personality test is what animal you were obsessed with when you were 12

All of the above

There seems to be some uncertainty about what exactly Ryan said during his breakdown, and people are falling into three camps:

1. He said “…and especially the chair, FUCK YOU!”, and he was cussing out a piece of furniture. 

2. He said “…and especially in the chair, FUCK YOU!” and he was yelling a ghost in a chair, possibly the one in the spooky wheelchair.

3. He said “…and especially in the chair, FUCK YOU!”, and he was yelling at Shane, who was sitting in a chair that was visible from the warden’s window. 

And I’m not sure which option is funniest. 

Lovecraftian Horror

👽TYPES OF ALIEN AESTHETICS👽

Greys: black hoodies and skinny jeans, long walks through the suburbs at night, names carved into picnic tables, X-files posters and gifted mix-tapes, gravel scraped knees, the moon behind power lines behind tree branches, black holes, hunger for truth,  Kurt Vonnegut paperbacks, computer-screens glowing into disheveled bedrooms. 

Flatwoods Monster:  crocheted quilts and creature features, summer nights full of otherworldly cicada-song, vinyl records, evening through a window screen, fireflies in mason jars, comic book pages blowing in pre-storm winds, red embroidery thread, valuing truth and justice above looking cool, knowing the names of constellations. 

Hovering Orbs of Light: city skylines reflected in water, hasty charcoal landscapes torn out of sketchbooks, posters of nebulas, polaroid photography, stubs of train tickets, Steven Spielberg scripts, impressionist nocturnes, labradorescence, just wants to go hang out at the aquarium, big dreams, strong opinions about YA novels. 

Little Green Men: fidgety, spams their friends with memes, unicorn-pattern everything, wants to go on a road trip, patches on backpacks, round iridescent sunglasses,  integrates glitter wherever possible, electronic music and fireworks, collections of cactuses, would hate to be considered ordinary, collects crystals and loves scooby-doo.

 Lovecraftian Horror: bulky winter coats with turned up collars, thick slate-grey scarves, underground waterfalls, trilobites fossils in sleepy small-town museums, the sound of footsteps in snow, has trouble getting close to people, terrible at small talk, late nights with a long novel, hot chocolate and old lighthouses, the friend that takes spiders outside.

• “I stayed at my girlfriends house for three days, come back and it’s been three hundred years. Also I have to stay on this horse or I’ll die or something.”

Concept: a temping/job placement agency specifically founded to help people who are having trouble finding employment due to supernatural interference in their lives.

“I’ve been held captive in a fairy mound for the past seven years, so not only is there a gap in my resume but my coding knowledge is way out of date now.”

“I’m under a curse from the bog witch and I can only work during daylight hours because at sunset I turn into an alligator.”

“I’m a statue who was brought to life by a love goddess last week and I’m not entirely sure what a ‘job’ is but I’m told that I need one?”

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

is anyone gonna make a "what '-core' are you" quiz or do I have to do everything myself

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

No

Dogs but with human teeth and eyes

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

you weren't "born gay". you started reading classic literature when you were 12 and now you are the way you are

The Mexican burrowing toad [Rhinophrynus dorsalis] is already quite goofy, but goofiness alone won’t keep them safe from predators. These toads inflate themselves with air when threatened, as the individual above is doing. This trick is intended to make them look much larger than they actually are, hopefully frightening the predator away. Image by Anna Pang.

The creature that sneaks into your fridge at night and eats the crusty milk rings

do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

hey guys reblog with what niche art genre you are

day 6: Husky

Day 5: Build

day 4: Freeze

day 3: Bait

First try at painting with ink

day 2: Mindless

Ameinias

day 1: Ring

Echo and Narsisus

Bnha au where Tokoyami speaks like a southern bell

This little demon is Ginger don’t let her looks fool you she’s out for blood.