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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups be like: *three old women all dressed the same* *a lady stepping off a train* *the king of the mine* *a man with feathers on his feet* *the chorus* *a poor boy working on a song* *a young girl looking for something to eat*
why did we stop drawing ridiculous looking sea monsters on our maps after we chartered the world's oceans. what did you do to my boys.
Aww I saw this on Facebook and thought it was way too good not to repost
Soft murder birb
no gender only shiny rocks
Sirens (and other supernatural creatures like this)
stuff I like
- when the person kidnapped by the villain is all ‘no one’s going to come for me’ and
- someone does, but it’s the person they’d least expect
- EVERYONE COMES because wow, maybe I am depressed because I didn’t think I knew this many people, much less that they liked me
- no one comes and the villain gets pissed on their captive’s behalf and treats them better than their former associates did
- they rescue themselves and everyone’s so impressed but the person yells because I AM CAPABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NOTICED I’D BEEN KIDNAPPED
- they get rescued by a deus ex machina, preferably their dad/mom/grandma/old associate who is exponentially cooler than the heroes
basically, I like it when people get rescued and get validation
If you heard of writer's block, get ready for reader's block. You want to read. You have time. You know what to read; how have a pile of books ready to be read. You cannot sit still and focus enough to do so or you can't even open the book.
Nobody:
Every introverted child to someone they didn't like:
HISSS ....or was this just me
these four are the literal embodiment of my last four braincells
I would literally die for Hearthstone
what i love about hadestown is that, while eurydice is a Real Human Person who suffers hunger and cold, the tiny bastard orpheus’s needs are like
Sorry, I can't come Im busy listening to songs and imagining how I would animate them but never actually animating them
He’s a “minamifish”
me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days
Unbelievable this is clearly two cardinals
a squirrel on a branch
So Dakota died and now I’m crying, thanks rick
Warning! TOA: TTT spoilers
I think I understand what happened to Frank.
Keep reading
Everyone was so worried about Reyna getting with Apollo only for her to deadass laugh in his face and realize she don’t need no man, we stan a queen
