Mk so I know there’s along time between now and Halloween and I may be going through a Lorax phase but
Have fun
Transgender people
Homosexual people
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Asexual people
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Autosexual people
Demisexual people
Bigender people
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Straight people
Cisgender people
Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community
ANYONE
How could you!?!?!?!?!?
NOTE: Dr Pepper is not a cola. Root beer is not a cola. Craft colas do not count. This doesn't consider regional mass produced colas for simplicities sake. If you have a nuanced response I don't care about it, just pretend you're at a restaurant and being offered both, just larp with me and stop being so complicated.
Revenge
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the other day I had this weird dream where someone broke into my house with a ski mask on, like with two eye holes and a mouth, and I was like, 'oh hell no' so obviously instead of calling the police I grabbed my sword but I haven't sharpened it yet so it's just blunt painful steel. so I bludgeon this guy in the neck until he goes off to join Hogwarts if you know what I mean and when i finish I'm like 'let's see who it is' and I pull off his mask and it was the president of United states, like it wasn't a real president it was just dream logic but then I woke up
again?
oh im fucking screwed :D
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