Cop: You Ran A Red Light. 

being a multishiper is so wild like I'll reblog/post something about jily but i also want people to understand that i love marylily. and pandalily. and jegulus. ect ect ect.

marlene obsessing over effie pt. 2

James: Mom, what does your shirt say?!

Effie: Oh, it says milf! 

James: Yeah, I see that. Where did you get it?!

Effie: Marlene gave it to me. Is it a problem, deer?

James: Do you know what it means?!

Effie: Yeah!

Effie: Man, I love frogs!

James: marLENE!!!!!!!!

*evil marlene laughter in the background*

I wish real people had subtitles bc I seriously can’t focus on what people are saying half of the time

Sirius: I am an expert at identifying birds. 

Remus: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? 

Sirius: Yeah, they're all birds.

Remus: 

Remus: That one’s an airplane dumbass

James definitely didn’t realize Santa Claus isn’t real until he was living alone. He also definitely called Effie in tears thinking he did something wrong, only for her to burst out laughing.

james deserved to know what type of cheese he was

rip James potter you would’ve loved taking personality quizzes

Regulus: Ugh, I hate my second cousin.

Sirius: Which one?

Sirius: Wait

happy mother’s day to all mothers, but especially lily evans, who never got the chance to be the best fucking mum in the whole entire world to harry

A little dorlene couch cuddle for @uhhlifeig

reblog if you like girls and/or pasta