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draco: if you have 10 cookies, and i ask for 5, how many would you have left?

harry: none

draco: … harry, this is basic math, it’s not that har-

harry: i would give them all to you because i love you

draco:

draco, visibly holding back tears: disgusting. absolutely repulsive. get out of my house.

Me before going to sleep: I’m gonna read only one fic and it’s going to be a little one, so I’m going to sleep early tonight.

Also me: OMG this ff of 490 pages with fake/pretend relationship, slow born, friends to lover, smut, agnst plot is incredible interesting! I’m gonna start it now but I’m not going to finish it tonight.

My brain: Sweetheart don’t do it, you will regret it later.

Also my brain at 3:00 am: *at page 326* Keep going you almost finished it!

guilty

Reblog if you’ve spent at least one night reading fanfics until daybreak.

Harry x Deku

Weekly Roundup 19/8/18

Every Drarry fic I’ve read and enjoyed this week…..

For The Price of a Cup of Tea by GoldenTruth813 (Explicit, 20 K)

Summary: When Draco Malfoy returns to England, he doesn’t know what he is looking for. Meanwhile, Harry’s spent the last few years trying to make the magical world a better place, but he’s unable to escape the nagging feeling something will always be missing. Years later, when they reconnect and find in each other an equal match, the missing pieces of their lives begin to fall into place.

Every Me and Every You by bixgirl1 (Explicit, 69 K)

This fic is amazing but it also gets bonus points for being named after a Placebo song because they are my favourite band ever. Summary: Harry liked his life just fine, thankyouverymuch — so it was bad enough when a sly fairy cursed him to leap into alternate realities. But seeing Malfoy in all of them? Definitely way too much. And worse yet: needing the bastard’s help to figure out how to get out of of it.It was a disaster waiting to happen, really.Well… probably.

“I’d Rather Change Nappies Than Have My Cock Sucked” and Other Ravings of a Pregnant Wizard by Frayach (Explicit, 23 K)

Summary: Like everything else between Harry and Draco, pregnancy and child rearing are fraught with drama.

Date Blindness by dysonrules (Mature, 23 K)

Summary: Harry was perfectly happy with his life until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date.

Patience of the memory by skriftlig (Explicit, 21 K)

Summary: When Draco Malfoy is admitted to St. Mungo’s screaming in his sleep, Harry is determined to help him recover, even if it means breaking the rules on the way.

You should be so lucky by skriftlig (Explicit, 3.2 K)

Summary: A version of the new Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes Drinking Game finds its way into the ‘eighth year’ common room at Hogwarts. Someone gets lucky.

School for Magic of Seduction by skriftlig (Explicit, 5.2 K)

Summary: Harry gets a gift certificate for the School for Magic of Seduction. He’s not keen until he sees his instructor.

so cute!!!

Malfoys fighting …it never ends well

Midoriya: [Holds up piece of paper] What’s this?

Todoroki: My to-do list.

Midoriya: But it’s just my name written a hundred times.

Todoroki: [looks everywhere but not at Midoriya] [sweats profusely]

Most popular fics of 2017

✔ subjectively sorted by Hits || alphabetically listed || as of 2018.06 ✔ lists of longest fics in 2017   +   lists of all the fests in 2017 ✔ most popular fics of other years

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100,000 Galleons by @bixgirl1 [28k]

(Un)Calculated Risk by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [6k]

All the Sense in the World by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [10k]

Balance, Imperfect by @bixgirl1 [91k]

Blood and Fire by @lqtraintracks [44k]

Blood Bag by FangirlWolfie [123k]

Bonded Consort by Lomonaaeren [89k]

Breathe Again by kcstories [64k]

Bruises to the soul by @casknowsaboutwizards [119k]

Buy A Heart by xErised [17k]

Cabin Fever by aphiceland [15k]

Christmas Is For Sex (and Love), So Give It To Me by @goldentruth813 [53k]

The Claiming of Grimmauld Place by @bixgirl1 [74k]

Conscience by sordidhumor [730k]

Dear Enemy by @gingertodgers [69k]

Deeper by wonderussam [1k]

dirtynumbangelboy by @magpiefngrl [39k]

The Dragon’s Courtship by Madriddler [107k]

Dreaming of Harry by @writcraft [11k]

Embers by @shiftylinguini [41k]

Étoile des Neiges by @bloodyflammable [32k]

February 15th by @disillusionist9 [23k]

Flutterflies by @jilliancares [14k]

Foolproof by @acciotomriddle [14k]

Forgive Me, Father by malfxy [43k]

The Frisky Furnishings of Malfoy Manor by @writcraft [19k]

The Full Monty by @magpiefngrl [9k]

For The Greater Good by @jadepresley [62k]

Harry Potter and his Boyfriend’s Massive Cock by @mugglelissa [1k]

Head Over Heels by birdsofshore & @shiftylinguini [6k]

The Heart’s Honest Truth by @bixgirl1 & @carpemermaidtales [16k]

Heartlines by @shiftylinguini [72k]

Heat of the Heart by @carpemermaidtales [6k]

Heat of the Moment by @writcraft [2k]

Hermione Granger’s Hogwarts Crammer for Delinquents on the Run by @waspabi [93k]

His Little Something by @o0o-chibaken-o0o [6k]

Hurricane by phrynne [121k]

Hurt Me, Fuck Me (Just Don’t Hate Me) by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [5k]

I Do What I Want by @xx-thedarklord-xx [509k]

In Evidence of Magical Theory by @bixgirl1 [43k]

In the Shadow of Your Heart by @lqtraintracks [51k]

Instruction For A Misplaced Slytherin by @bixgirl1 [8k]

It’s Joggers Season (or so the Muggles say) by @carpemermaidtales [10k]

Just Friends (or Why Draco Malfoy Shouldn’t Have Sex in His Office) by @unadulteratedstorycollector [34k]

Just Go With It by @o0o-chibaken-o0o & @l0vegl0wsinthedark [3k]

Kiss Me Not by @dorthyanndrarry [21k]

Leave Your Mark by @gullviva [26k]

Ligabus Filium by @tessacrowley [41k]

Like Cinderella, But With Cock by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [8k]

Lockdown by Vorabiza (Biza) [35k]

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I don’t ship Drarry but with that being said, I will accept no other Drarry prompt than them stubbornly competing to outdo the other for the sheer drama.

It starts off when they’re still enemies in the Goblet of Fire. Draco makes a taunt about who Harry’s going to ask to the Yule Ball and how they must be from the worst of the worst lot and Harry rolls his eyes and says, “Well, fitting you say that, Malfoy, because I was going to ask you.” A perfect zing, Harry. 10/10.

But now the ball’s in Draco’s court and obviously he’s not going to pass up on the chance to humiliate the scarhead so he takes the most logical route of humiliation and calls out his bluff: “Fine, Potter, I reckon we’re going.”

But do you think Harry James Potter is just going to back down? That stubborn teenager is going to stare Draco down and say, “Reckon we are.”

Ron’s confused and Hermione’s confused and literally the entire castle is confused but Harry’s satisfied because he called out a bluffer’s counterbluff with a bluff of his own. And they just keep it up.

“I suppose you don’t even know how to dance, Potter?”

The furious teenager who spent years having to watch soapbox dramas with Mrs. Figg just glares at him in his stupid dress robes. “I know some things.”

“Prove it.”

“Fine.”

It’s like that for days until Draco makes the ultimate power move by inviting Harry to the Malfoy’s Annual New Years Eve Ball, taking out a Daily Prophet ad no less, because oh, oh, he’s got Potter now. He’ll never accept and he’ll be humiliated in front of the entire wizarding world. And do you think Harry’s just going to go down without a fight? God, no, he’s going to win whatever the hell this is because he’s Harry Potter, Draco better be worried, oh boy.

They’re still going at it six months later.

“Err—Malfoy?” Crabbe says. “Potter just sent you a dozen roses?”

“That son of a bitch! Send a box of chocolates. That’ll show him.”

“Um, Draco—?”

“I WILL NOT BE OUTDONE, PARKINSON!”

why not

robot lobster

Draco: *polyjuiced into Ron Weasley* Did you see Dra- Malfoy today? I never noticed how blond his hair is.

Harry: Um, yeah i guess.

Draco: Or how striking his cheekbones are. Did you see his cheekbones?

Harry: I’ve seen them, yes.

Draco: And he’s pretty fit overall wouldn’t you say? I heard he’s got rock solid abs now. All that flying, you know?

Harry: Ron, are you trying to tell me something?

Draco: Oh and how could I forget the eyes? You could lose yourself in them. They’re hypnotic.

Harry: Do you have a thing for Malfoy?

Draco: What? No. Of course not. I’m just pointing out well-known facts since you seem oblivious to them.

Harry: Well, I have noticed the eyes.

Draco: Yes? And what did you think???

Harry: And they look exactly like the ones I’m staring into right now.

Draco: *running away as his red hair returns to blond* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Lucius: I don't like that Draco dates a boy

Severus: I just don't want the Potter brat to be happy

Petunia: I want Harry as miserable as possible too

Lucius: Okay, so what can we do to end their relationship?

Narcissa: You three are unbelieveble! And you, Lucius, are the worst! Have you forgotten about your crush on James Potter?

I would absolutely love to see a modern AU where Luffy is a firefighter and Law is a doctor. They meet when Luffy is sent to the ER for something stupid he did while on the job and he is constantly coming in with other odd injuries (burnt his eyebrows off, blistered his hand because he grabbed a hot pipe).

Modern AU Dr Trafalgar Law is one of my favourites! <3 

Love, Love, Love this!!

—————————-It was eleven pm on a Friday evening, twelve hours into his shift, not for the first time, Law sighed.

He looked down at the clipboard in his hands. Trafalgar Law, a doctor - an incredible one at that, specializing in cardiology had been assigned to the ER, the worst department of them all. The noise, the people, the sights and especially the smells made him want to curl up into a ball and stay there for the rest of his life.

Nurses rushed passed him as he stood still, still staring at a blurry jumble of words in front of him, his eyes were not focusing, he couldn’t remember the last time he had gotten some sleep, he should really try and get some soon.

He rubbed his tired eyes in an attempt to refocus them and the words finally started to make a little more sense to him again, that’s when he noticed a familiar name at the top of the patient information paper.

A smile finally spread across his lips for the first time that day, it was a regular.

Law suddenly had a burst of energy, he stood a little taller, stretching his aching back a little before making his way towards the ward his next patient was waiting in.

“You again?” Law spoke, his voice echoing around the room and into Luffy’s ears, he was sitting on the edge of the hospital bed as Law walked in,

“Ohhh heyyy!” Luffy stood up but the freckled male stood next to him instantly pushed him back onto the bed again. This was Monkey D. Luffy’s fifth, or was it sixth? Visit to the ER this month, both Luffy and his freckled faced brother Ace, were firefighters.

Luffy was either the most unlucky firefighter or the biggest idiot Law had ever met.

Law suppressed a smirk, trying to stay professional, he pretended to look over Luffy’s notes scribbled in Shachi’s messy handwriting. “So, what happened to you today?” Law asked, putting the clipboard down and walking over to Luffy, he could feel the tension coming from Ace but chose to ignore it. Luffy hadn’t stopped smiling at Law since he walked through the door and Law wasn’t sure how much he could take of his blinding smile before he cracked.

“Burnt both of my hands, no big deal. I’m sure they will be fine in the morning,” Luffy shrugged and Ace rolled his eyes, Luffy held his hands out for Law to see and instantly Law knew they definitely would not be better in the morning. His palms were red and inflamed, both of them had fresh burn blisters starting to form on the skin too, it looked painful.

“How have you not asked for any painkillers yet?” Law asked before putting on some gloves and gently taking one of Luffy’s hands, despite the ugly burns on younger man’s hands, Law felt a flutter in his heart that completely took him by surprise.

Law somehow managed to explain a treatment plan and what was going to happen and how Luffy wasn’t going to be able to work for a few weeks while at the same time his heart was thumping hard against his chest, was Luffy feeling the same? Did he feel a flutter in his heart too or was that just him? Luffy was just a patient, he had never felt this way towards ANYONE before, never mind a patient.

A few hours later and Luffy had both of his hands wrapped in gauze bandages, a prescription for strong painkillers had been stuffed into his back pocket and his legs swinging at the edge of the hospital bed. The room was silent as Law finished up writing Luffy’s medical notes, Ace had gone outside to make a few phone calls to family to let them know Luffy was okay. 

“Did you feel that too?” He asked suddenly making Law stop writing and look up at Luffy, for the first time Law looked straight into Luffy’s eyes, so full of life and wonder, he had beautiful eyes, the image of them looking back at him will be stored in his memory for the rest of his life. “Like a butterfly got stuck in your stomach or somethin?”

“What are you talking about?” Law asked, his heart was thumping in his chest again.

“When you touched my hands,” Luffy spoke, looking down at his bandaged hands and sighing, he could have swore he felt some sort of connection with the doctor, a connection he had never felt until now, Law had noticed Luffy’s legs had stopped swinging. “M-maybe it was just me then,”

<3

Yes, trying to reach a pack of pens on the top shelf - i’m too short

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

Do you ever just think ‘my life is not working right now’ or is it just me?

VERY FEW THINGS WILL ANGER ME MORE THAN THE FACT THAT DRACO NEVER GOT  A REDEMPTION ARC

Harry: So let me get this straight, you broke my bloody nose, became a Death Eater, and spent months trying to kill Dumbledore while harming others in the process, all at the age of sixteen?

Draco: Lemme just say from the bottom of my heart—–my bad.

Hey I just finished Running On Air, and I was just wondering if you know any other long fics that are set years after the battle with happy endings? (I can handle some smut as long as it isn't every chapter, the less the better)

You finished RoA? Isn’t it brilliant? 

As ALWAYS, I advise you to check the tags of each fic before reading. 

Here are some long fics with happy endings that don’t have excessive smut. 

Here are fics that aren’t necessarily long, some are one-shots, but contain no smut and have happy endings as well. (Everything I recommend does, honestly, I cannot stand ansgty endings).

Here are some wonderful, long fics (between 40k and 90k, unlike the first link, which has fics between 100k and 300k) that I adore and haven’t had the chance to rec yet that meet what you wanted: 

Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop

It’s Potter’s fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It’s been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco’s getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he’s falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?

Stately Homes of Wiltshire by waspabi

Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

Reparations by Saras_Girl

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.

On a Clear Day by Saras_Girl

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he’s not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly.

Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love by aibidil

A group of wizards’ rights activists retaliate against the Ministry after Hermione Granger wages a campaign to outlaw love potions. The group invents a sexual assault potion that throws the Ministry into chaos and starts a debate about the horror of magic’s role in sexual assault. Auror Harry Potter, Potions expert Draco Malfoy, Senior Undersecretary Hermione Granger, and Wheezes’ love potion expert Ron Weasley are assigned to the case. As they pursue the attackers and navigate the murky legal nature of consent, Harry and Draco are forced to confront their own desires.

Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes by Omi_Ohmy

Harry’s house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it’s Draco Malfoy

Blood and Fire by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)

Harry has spent the last twelve years in Romania, not returning to England as often as he knows he should. It’s complicated. But when Ginny asks him to be her best man and help her plan her wedding, he can’t say no. Having a reckoning with his choices, with himself, won’t be easy. To say nothing of seeing Draco again.

Draco: Alright, and what do we do if we see a trouble?

Everyone: We drag Harry in the opposite direction.

Draco: Good.

Harry: Hey!

Candles

Where Draco runs a candle shop selling Amortentia candles and Harry wonders why his smell a bit too much like the store owner. 

Based off of this post. Enjoy x

Word count: 1.5k

When Harry walks into Scentsations, the tan wizard grins at the pun. The shop was one that made specific scents that caused a mix of sensations the buyers would experience. Scentsations had just begun to grow in popularity as soon as the owner had released their Amortentia candles which had quickly become a hit. Harry, of course, had been intrigued at the concept. 

He and Hermione stood in the middle of the shop in awe. It wasn’t nearly as packed as it had been hours before; it was late afternoon now and the duo had arrived tarty in order to avoid it. “Wow,” Hermione gapes and Harry chuckles. This was the first time in a while he had seen Hermione so blown away.

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When customers walked into Edeka supermarket in Hamburg recently, they were surprised to find that the shelves were almost empty, and the small handful of products that remained were all made in Germany. It seemed like the supermarket had simply forgotten to restock their produce until customers saw the mysterious signs left around the shop. “So empty is a shelf without foreigners,” read one sign at the cheese counter. “This shelf is quite boring without variety,” read another.

It turns out that Edeka, in a rather controversial move, had opted to solely sell German food for a day in order to make a powerful statement about racism and ethnic diversity. As a result, there were no Greek olives, no Spanish tomatoes, and very little of anything else that can normally be found in a typical modern household. “Edeka stands for diversity, and we produce a wide range of food in our assortment, which is produced in the different regions of Germany,” said an Edeka spokesman. “But it is together with products from other countries that we create the unique diversity that our customers value.” (Source)

someone’s a big fan of dinosaurs

+bonus:

MONSTA X  |「Beautiful (Japanese ver.) 」 

This relates to me on a spiritual level (though I can’t write at all)

Writing lets your imagination run free and you’re mind feel free

One piece fic

Chapter One

In the ocean, there is nothing and everything all at once. The place is filled with water, fresh and pure, uncontaminated from all the unhealthy pollution that came from the land and the air. And to the common, everyday stranger, the ocean is a confusing place, because it’s just so volatile. In one moment, there could be multiple schools of fish, each a different colour, a different shape or maybe even the odd jellyfish here and there, and the other, there could be nothing, nothing at all, just like the empty void that rules space as water rules the blue world.

But having lived in this place that seems to change its mind as easily as a teenager’s mood swing, the humanoid inhabitants of the sea has long grown used to the indecision of Mother Nature. In the middle of the ocean, far, far away from land for any interruptions to be a unwary beach-goer or scuba diver, and in between the border of the sunlight zone and the twilight zone, the Strawhats – all minus Robin – had gathered.

They chatted among themselves, making small talk with each other whilst floating around in a loose circle. Nami, known for her iconic orange hair and her undying love for money within the group, made special care to make sure two of their group’s best fighters (when it comes to brute force) are not placed next to each other, or directly opposite each other. Goodness knows how Zoro and Sanji manage to fight a reason – or a non-existent one – to fight each other. They had even fought just because they held eye contact for more than a fleeting second.

“When is Robin coming?” There is a small movement in the mass of water, which causes Nami to bob backwards a little due to being opposite Luffy, the leader in their group. Luffy lets out another whine, and flicks his fiery red-orange tail in impatience. Nami’s tail, smooth, thick and with a healthy sheen, unlike Luffy’s with tears and rips scattered on the thin skin, moves a little to stabilise herself.

A light frown paint across her features and she reprimands her captain – or would he just be a leader, since they’re obviously not pirates – but she knows that Luffy’s lack of patience, like a small kid, is one of his main characteristics. He can’t stray too far away from it, so it’s no surprise for the raven to complain about the waiting.

Some more moments pass in near silence. The bickering between Zoro and Sanji dies down, as does Luffy’s voiced-out complaints. The tight, almost suffocating embrace of tension envelopes the group as they wait for Robin’s arrival. Only Brook manages still calm out of all of them, but then, that’s because he doesn’t have a face.

This is one of the many fics I’ve started. I’m not going to carry on with this one but it feels like a waste to delete it all, so I’m posting it up here. Heh