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it’s a problem
Lily’s like, “I can excuse bullying and attempted murder, but I draw the line at Dark Magic.”
Baby Eren and his beautiful mom || ep. 48
Vampire Draco XD
LISTEN YOU… I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WRITING THIS GOD DAMMIT! Tagging @violetclarity for inciting shit too. :D
Word count: 200
Harry sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose for what felt like the 20th time this month. Today was supposed to be a normal day, his day for paperwork and non-magical nonsense. So when his eyes fell on Draco, sitting as casually as possible in Harry’s office chair, Harry knew his day was done.
“What did you do this time?” Harry sighed, waving his hands in a way that indicated Draco should get the fuck out of his chair.
“I asked a wizard if he knew what I was….”
Harry looked at Draco quizzically. “What’s wrong with that?”
Draco sighed and reached into his pocket, pulling out a handful of glitter. Harry stared, already knowing where this was going but really hoping it wasn’t.
“Draco… Please tell me you didn’t.”
“….I did.”
Harry let his head fall to his desk, hands pulling out his hair in hard tugs.
“But- But, just listen! It was going great, I was broody and reciting poetry. He was totally hooked.”
“And then…?”
“And then I threw glitter in his face.”
“Draco, what the actual fuck? That’s not even… The vampire in that book fucking actually sparkles. Like “diamonds”… He doesn’t throw sparkles.“
“Oooooh….”
Draco surprising Harry at the Dursley’s
*Credit goes to patheticgayblog who made these fantastic gifs
I did not come to have my heart broken
damn i was on my ride back home from a conference and my mind just went like:
what if draco stayed after his trial and started working in the ministry hoping to redeem himself and gives back to the wizarding community to help them repair homes after the war. although he’s trying his best, some wizards still believe he’s evil and working his way through inside the ministry to bring it down again. the exceptions to this are hermione granger and luna lovegood.
harry doesn’t understand why does his friends can easily forgive malfoy. all of a sudden, harry finds that all of his friends are friends of draco malfoy except him. hermione would say “give him a chance,” but harry was not ready to. the only person he trusts at this point is ron.
draco was later assigned as the department secretary of the aurors. he does all the filing and proof reading of every reports. he’s good at his job, harry reluctantly admits but that doesn’t mean it’s a good reason for him to start being mushy with malfoy.
draco tries to be civil of course, but their long history of fight and bullying at draco’s part makes it hard for harry to do the same. call him petty. he doesn’t care.
it was two years after draco’s stay at the department that harry mellows out. he’d seen malfoy’s changed behaviour and attitude. well, okay. malfoy is fucking rich but works for a bare minimum pay wage and mostly donates it to the charity. it’s a pretty darning evidence. he’d seen him eating lunch with hermione. he’d witnessed malfoy siding with muggleborns who are being discriminated in the streets. and had made a few quite friends from them.
so when draco asks him out for a dinner, it shocked him and said no out of panic. he sees draco’s defeated face and did not stop him when draco turned his back and walk to the lobby to go home.
the incident was on his mind for days. he hasn’t seen nor heard from draco. it’s either he’s good at avoiding harry or he’s just really busy. and harry doesn’t know why it bothers him. a lot.
after a week, his floo in the living room rings up. it was draco’s voice asking to be let in. harry steps aside and draco comes out of the floo.
“you owe me dinner.”
harry stammers, completely thrown back.
“i don’t owe you anything malfoy!”
“contrary on what you believe, you actually do. you owe me an apology.”
“what are you on? is this some kind of joke?”
“no, it’s not. it looks like i’m not getting the dinner and the apology. i’ll just get it in another way.”
“i don’t understand anything from what you’re saying.”
“i forgot gryffindors are a bit daft, aren’t they?”
“did you come here just to insult me?”
“merlin, you haven’t been listening. i told you, you owe me.”
“i’ve heard. what i don’t get it is the apology part.”
“i think your brain will combust if you worked it hard. there’s an easy way out of this. open your arms and close your eyes.”
“i’m not going to open my arms and close my eyes!”
“ah, right. you don’t trust me.”
“it’s not that i don’t trust you but i’m not going to do this until you tell me why i have to.”
“you’re not going to do it even if i tell you.”
“then why—”
“just shut your pretty mouth and let me do the talking. close your eyes. no peeking or i’ll kill you.”
“you’re not exactly convincing me here.”
“harry, please.”
his name coming from draco’s lips does the work.
harry closes his eyes and he feels arms coming around him and a chest closing on his own. draco is so warm and harry can’t help himself but return the hug.
“you’re not allowed to say anything.”
“okay.”
“harry, shut up.”
he feels draco’s head between his neck and he presses his body more to him. there’s a myriad of emotions growing inside of him but most importantly he feels relieved.
they stay hugging for five minutes. it was the calmest five minutes harry had so he whines when draco removes himself from harry.
“remember, no peeking.” draco whispers.
harry hears the floo fires out and he opens his eyes to an empty living room.
harry comes to the work the next day and sees a new person behind draco’s desk and a new plaque. the smile on his face is instantly wiped.
that slap
“She’s a whore.” Madhuri Dixit as Chandramukhi // Devdas (2002)
what I've always needed: Jungkook's twerk on loop XD
What time is it? Week in Review-time.
tl;dr—K-pop group BTS embarked on their world tour and released their latest album, encouraging us all to love ourselves. Blizzard’s new animated short featured Overwatch hero D.Va defending Busan against omnics. Make us your phone wallpaper so we know it’s real: Peter Kavinsky stole all of our hearts as the male lead in To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before. This is Tumblr’s Week in Review.
BTS
To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before
Voltron: Legendary Defender
Boku no Hero Academia
Overwatch
Klance | Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender
Noah Centineo
Marvel
Artists on Tumblr
Peter Kavinsky | To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before
Jungkook | BTS
Jimin | BTS
Critical Role
Steven Universe
Detroit: Become Human
Big Brother 20
Keith | Voltron: Legendary Defender
Pokémon
Tony Stark | Marvel
D.Va | Overwatch
draco’s two moods when it comes to harry:
Growing up, Draco reads a lot about Harry Potter in the papers and at six years old, decides he’s going to marry him. When he announces his plans to his parents, Narcissa tries to explain that six year olds can’t get married and “buying” Harry Potter for Christmas just isn’t an option.
Lucius is only half listening, too absorbed in his reading and simply replies, ‘of course, darling. You can have as many Harry Potters as you want.’
anyway i’ll never forget how masterfully Ralph Fiennes captured the exact essence of “man who has never hugged anyone in his entire life” in DH2.
This is amazing
drarry social media au (that no one asked for) part 12/ ?
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but they did go to specsavers
but i’m snorting
This shouldn’t be so funny
Imagine the chaos in the morning
Or when Hermione finds them in this state
Hey! I didn’t post anything for so long sorry! Here is Draco, wondering what’s happened and what he did wrong <3
Villain!Deku fanfic recommendations part 2!
These are my personal favs, I might miss a few but i’ll try my best! (there may or may not be repeats from my last rec list)
1. “Something’s Gotta Give” - TubbsTheCat: Shigarki and co get to Izuku before the heroes do. People die, it’s sad and emotional and really really good.
2. “Playing With a Full Deku” - Haurvatat: Izuku is more of a sassy vigilante than a true villain. Funny and sad at the same time. There’s a side story with some Todoeku :)
3. “ All for One, All for Him” - Auresalia: Total villain izuku. Heartbreaking at times and so so good. 24 chapters of angst and amazing writing
4. ”It’s Spelled ‘Trader’ Not 'Traitor'” - JackobolTrades : okay so I love this fic but it’s not really villain izuku but oh well. Basically Izuku has AFO and uses it to help people with their quirks but it gets a little complicated. Slight tw
5. “One May Smile, and Smile, And Be A Villain” - AvaRose: Izuku isn’t accepted into UA and becomes a police officer instead but it doesn’t really work out as planned.
6. “Sleeping With Ghosts” - Lalazee: Small but really awesome one shot. Villain Deku plus an angry Katsuki and at grocery store :)
7. “Pulling the Wires” - catsplosionxd, PsychoLimbo: :) I just HAD to include PTW. If you haven’t read it already do it now!!
8. “Decomposition” - thepensword: super angsty one shot. Poor Izuku :(
9. “At Times so Self Destructive” - theshoutingslytherin: SUPER emotional. tw for suicide attempt. Villain Izuku defect AU
10. “Changeling” - littleberd: noumu Izuku. Very good but super angsty and a few tw just a heads up.
OKAY i’m done for now! If you guys want another one soon just let me know!
imagine if they’d developed this spell that told the whole school which corridors to avoid and which to use instead.
and some extra muggleborns would make their own ‘diversions’ sign
Imagine Drarry, but instead their rivalry is more like Sasuke and Naruto. So everytime they see each other they have to angrily yell out the others name in repeat.
Like you’re walking through the halls of Hogwarts and you just randomly hear “POOTTTEEERRR” “MALLFFOOYYY” “POOOOTTTEEERRR” “MAAAAALLLLFFFOOOOYYYY”
and everyone would steer clear of those corridors until they can hear nothing else
Imagine Drarry, but instead their rivalry is more like Sasuke and Naruto. So everytime they see each other they have to angrily yell out the others name in repeat.
Like you’re walking through the halls of Hogwarts and you just randomly hear “POOTTTEEERRR” “MALLFFOOYYY” “POOOOTTTEEERRR” “MAAAAALLLLFFFOOOOYYYY”
Draco, before first year: I can’t just wait for Hogwarts, I’m gonna make lots of friends and join the Quidditch team and also…
*6 horrible years later*
Draco, to Voldemort: Fuck you.
Draco, to Dumbledore: Fuck you.
Draco, to Lucius: Fuck you.
Draco, to Hermione: Fuck you.
Draco, to Ron: Fuck you.
Draco, to Harry: Fuck me.
Draco, giving everyone the middle finger: I hate everyone, life is horrible and this school sucks. Goodnight.
I just want someone to buy me food...
yeah so im depressed bc i watched buzzfeed’s firsts with noah centineo and the fact ?? that he told the girl to bring a book ?? on his first date ?? so they could read as the sun went down ?? and they read for 3 hours ?? if that’s not a perfect man then idk what fucking is
oh im not 100% sure abt the cruiciatus, i just remember he was tortured and assumed it was crucio lol... any fic like that w torture even wo crucio that you know of would be a big help
Hey anon! Off the top of my head, Frayach’s Beyond the Ken of Maps, @firethesound‘s And I Know the Spark, and @thegertie‘s Once Spoken are really good fics that include torture. I think they’re all on AO3, and recommend them!
Dumbledore to sorting hat: I TOLD YOU HARRY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SLYTHERIN
Snape walking in: …and why would that be?
Dumbles: DRARRY SEVERUS. DRARRY.
Snape:
Dumbles:
Snape: you really do have too much spare time
Dumbles:…pff I dont know what you’re talking about *disapparates*
Seems accurate
At Drarry’s wedding
Lucius: I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again Draco could’ve done better but there is clearly nothing I can do about that now.
Harry: Geez Lucy, that was quite big of you to say.
Lucius, ignores nickname: I am still incredibly glad to pass on the role as the powerful male in Draco’s life.
Harry, confused: Um, thanks.
Lucius, pulls out bottle of whiskey: Be prepared to listen to all his problems and have to fix every minor obstacle he faces *hands over whiskey and walks away*
Harry, still confused: Well, that was odd.
*Three weeks after wedding*
Draco, who has been ranting for about three hours:…and then Lucile took MY patient even though I clearly told her to back off, so I need you to like “vanquish” her or whatever you do, next there is Marvin who steals people’s lunc…
Harry, reaching for the whiskey and chanting internally: please be poisoned, please be poisoned, please be poisoned, please be poisoned, please be poisone…
It's past midnight I need sleep
Ten stared up at his brother who was gliding through the clouds with practised ease, “Get down here, Gwen! Not everyone has wings like you!”
When Gwen’s tinkling laughter rang out from above, Ten felt a stab of jealousy and suddenly his patched shirt was too small for him. He could feel the shrivelled up remains of his own wings brush the coarse fabric of the hand-me-down shirt and wanted to cut the useless limbs off. He was never going to fly, not with his wings dead and never having neared maturity to even support one fraction of his weight.
Gwen slowly returned to the ground, but not before flying through several heavy looking clouds and ending slightly damp. He shook the water droplets out of his sandy hair and grinned at Ten. Ten mirrored the grin, but not feeling any warmth from the gesture.
“Come on, we’d better head back before a storm breaks out.” Gwen picked up his bag from the ground, flexing his back muscles as he did so, and started making his way over to the little cabin they shared together.
Ten followed, eyes going over his twin brother’s good features. Sand coloured hair with eyes as blue as the ocean that slwol chipped away at the cliffs below them. Gwen was tall and well tones, muscles all in the right places and proportions. Gwen would make a right living out in the city, Ten thought.
(I can edit posts?!)
Picture writing prompt.
I’m such a drarry fan I can literally imagine draco saying this
“Your apartment smells curiously like garbage.”
how do people make a blog here? or is this my blog?
my blog’s just messed up not. there’s no order, no pattern. nothing. just chaos. not even organised chaos
with difficulty and whilst cringing
how do ppl actually read things on wattpad?
my life has been summed up
Can anyone relate to this..???? 🤣🤣