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Albino CAPY!!!

i am crying i can't breathd

I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"

when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

feels so embarrassing to b hyperfixated on your own oc like the smallest thing that reminds you of them has you giggling and kicking your legs and smiling goofy in public but it’s like sorry everyone i was thinking about shmoopsie from my brain again. yeah the one like max 10 ppl know about

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

Today's Sea Lion Is: Critical Hit

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

happy portal/team fortress 2/my little pony friendship is magic/ fallout day

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

when i buy something and my bank balance actually goes down

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever

love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

can they change the temperature outside to something else

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

you jeff the killed it out there dude well done